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universe 🦆

i love y’all forever and ever

@9zjello money mornings

locked in

Immortal used to be a distinguished achievement. It used to be a depiction of notable gamesense and mechanical skill. After my 19th Act of hitting it, I can firmly tell you that this is not true anymore. It is purely a display of the utmost mental composure that even some Navy Seals do not possess. The shear volume of freaks that one has to emotionally babysit to reach this rank is insane. Coddling grown men to the point of essentially breastfeeding them just to win a around. This may be my last act playing this insufferable game. In order to play more than 3 games in a row you must channel the energy of an elder Himalayan sherpa, and ingest performance enhancing drugs. While I am trying to place chess, my teammates just eat the fucking pieces. The rank system is chalked and I hope you all seek serious mental asylum (i know I have to now).

@exodus_io why won’t my DOGE send? network status is fine according to your website?

Only cool kids reply with a gm ☕️

@0wubz sheeesh

i miss my internet family

reality check lately. free my boys…

somebody please help me

making niggas mad my specialty

changed my number n still somehow ppl be texting me

@9zjello $5 per year tuition assistance

i should go back to my high school and tell that english teacher to gargle my balls while he wakes up at 7am to babysit every day

i remember when my ex got in my head & told me it was time to walk away from the trap because i had no other choice & everyone against me… prada myself for getting back to the grind harder than i had in years and crushing it, but even more prada myself for deciding 2 try sum new

Made plenty of mistakes trusting people who didn’t deserve it, took too many Ls to count, got robbed, got ripped off, fucked up, every single bad decision i could’ve made i did.. still worth 6 figs, still never been booked, still haven’t worked a 9-5 since 17, still doing me

I know some of you don’t care as much as others but for the ones who do, i never will forget , i never forget i’ll be more grateful for anything than I am for some of you. i love you guys and i’m making y’all proud, you’ll see. promise

constantly reminding myself i’m doin shit niggas wish they could

need that

i miss you guys and i hope y’all don’t forget me