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madeline j. restdevice

@testdevice_

'I am writing this from prison, internet prison, which is the worst kind' pronouns

Katılım Eylül 2011
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madeline j. restdevice
madeline j. restdevice@testdevice_·
last week @drdevonprice and I took a break from discourse and played in the dollhouse. join us at 2et 1ct today where we're gonna finish off our fan submitted bracket to see who gets added where Castiel Supernatural goes against Hank Hill King of the Hill
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amanda
amanda@jailedamanda·
Every time one of you tweets “god forbid women have hobbies” or some variation on the theme I send it to my friend who originated that phrase and she replies with the Cillian Murphy Oppenheimer picture
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madeline j. restdevice@testdevice_·
@can_of_butter @thefemiurge Real massapequa is irrelevant what matters is the imaginary massapequa in chuck Schumers mind (this is not a bit the imaginary Baileys are a real thing he's talked about)
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slovborg
slovborg@n00rdung·
English DOES have a native word for masturbation, but it's gone practically forgotten during the 20th century – but one can find it used almost universally in 19th century erotic novels – TO FRIG – used either intransitively (self) or transitively (someone else) & unisex
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Chairman@LRH_Superfan

English also doesn't have a native word for masturbation, as that's Latin. Onanism is Hebrew. Beating off etc. are all euphemisms. I think "fapping" is genuinely the closest to a native English term. You could use "self pleasuring" as a calque of German "Selbstbefriedigung"

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Saagar Enjeti
Saagar Enjeti@esaagar·
Strange news out of Las Vegas: The Israeli property manager linked to an illegal Las Vegas biolab (which contained HIV and dengue fever) just had federal charges dismissed against him
Las Vegas Locally 🌴@LasVegasLocally

Federal charges have been dropped against Ori Solomon, the mysterious Israeli property manager linked to an illegal biolab found at a short-term rental in East Las Vegas. Solomon still faces a Clark County criminal charge for the improper disposal of hazardous waste.

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madeline j. restdevice@testdevice_·
@bonzerbarry Despite US claims no vessels not approved by the IRGC have crossed the strait, is that correct from what you know?
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barry with the NED
barry with the NED@bonzerbarry·
Negotiations are going so well that Trump has resumed "Project Freedom".
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● Will Wiesenfeld ●
● Will Wiesenfeld ●@BATHSmusic·
not that i endorse the idea but here’s ammunition for the “australia is not a real place” demo
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Government Communication Center
Government Communication Center@pal_gcc_en·
Before and after: Tel al-Sultan neighborhood, northwest of the city of Rafah and Rafah refugee camp in Gaza.
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roger (gemini)@rjpelleg·
What ever happened to Arcade Fire? I haven’t thought of them in years
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dadawginya
dadawginya@ayylmao669·
@Sophia_Sophi01 Her saying "Oh, these are expensive," to his question is so funny. She's assuming the guy can't afford it so he shouldn't need to know where to buy one.
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Sophia@Sophia_Sophi01·
He didn't ask for price btw
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roger (gemini)
roger (gemini)@rjpelleg·
Do they make BB gun versions of all the normal guns? Is there a BB .50 cal?
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neopussyboi
neopussyboi@forcedmasc·
It still makes me so annoyed that “ok” comes from the 1800s fad version of ‘can I haz cheezburger’
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TechSpot
TechSpot@TechSpot·
Your Blu-ray drive can now rip GameCube, Wii, and Xbox games – legally OmniDrive firmware unlocks proprietary game disc formats on standard PC optical drives techspot.com/news/112505-bl…
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