Some Copywriter

Fuck you, motivational water bottle.

I miss you before I have even left.

Wrote a story in complete old school vernacular, not one word in the modern dictionary. Either the stupidest thing I have done or the brightest.

@watsenaam Water chestnuts

@testicleas Okay but what the hell is that?

Ate what looks like bat’s testicles and lived to tell the tale, also they were delicious.

“Time’s Up” by GJ Welsh @testicleas is today’s 75-word #story on Paragraph Planet paragraphplanet.com #flashfiction

Got a new story up today on Paragraph Planet. Let’s hope it happens, thanks to the editor Richard from @paragraphplanet

My bowels are foul.

Damp tissues

Nothing quite beats that just pooped feeling.

I am vincible.

New micro poem up on the Dadaist haiku-ish site dadakuku.com/2025/11/27/it-…

No one noticed the scars or what they spelled.

That orange fucker Garfield was right about Mondays.

The one where you eat anything

If this gets 10k likes I will go back to look for him.

Sweet dreams are made of cheese.

The lion does not concern himself with the opinions of reply guys.

@ShahtajOil Then why are they trying to escape from it and why are you advertising this to me?

Every drop filled with health and happiness because your family deserves the best with Shahtaj!

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