JellyBean

watching saltburn like

Seahawks Super Bowl mini helmet actually signed by JSN… omg I LOVE this 💚💚💚

Star Wars trivia is NOT my jam. NOPE.

@Finance_Bromo 😍

@Finance_Bromo Perfect. Just confirming.

@textualegg I thought you were?

Getting ready for Murph in a couple weeks

Thank you, everyone for the birthday wishes! Means a lot 💚🥳

Another year around the ☀️ and I don’t look a day over *REDACTED* ✌️😎

@walkthebasset Thank you!

@textualegg Happy birthday 🎈

@justscottplease THANK YOU!

@textualegg Happy Birthday 🎉

My biggest gripe: how could they not find a single person with a very distinct *********???? It couldn’t have been that hard???? No??? Idk. Seems off.

Back to back double feature! I overall enjoyed both of these. Interesting take on ‘social media’ and that jazz.

@TwinkieQueen89 Oh very good! Definitely recommend it!!!

@textualegg Was it good?!

I love watching Adam Scott

he can still fuck my ass idgaf

What do you choose ?! ⭐️

@WorkaholicDavid Sure hope that’s sarcasm because YIKES

Nothing will ever beat the consistency and social class of the iPhone. Stop being poor.

Oh Nigel 💚

@ohitsroodie It was really good!

I had a great time with #Hokum today. A creepy yet grounded ghost story mystery. A slow burn fueled by folklore and interesting characters that had been invested. Adam Scott did a great job as an asshole you grow to love.

"What are you doing September 18th 2026" Me:

TODAY I LEARNED MY HUSBAND ONLY REMEMBERED MY BIRTHDAY BECAUSE OF THE KENTUCKY DERBY WHEN WE FIRST STARTED DATING