Terri

The texts I’ve sent while ovulating are far worse than my drunk messages 🥴🤦🏻‍♀️

@mcfcspzl94 I’ve only got 3 eggs, so I need to choose them wisely..

@tezbomb_ Thought it was you!!

Lobbing eggs at trick or treaters who don’t close my gate! 🤪

@mcfcspzl94 Hahaha not yet but not ruling it out either 😂

@tezbomb_ You finally turned? 😂

Not sure what I’ve done to get so many women with their baps out following me recently, but I’m okay with it 😅🤗

@mcfcspzl94 My mask may have slipped 🤣

@tezbomb_ Not like you! You’re normally no filter 😮😂

You get rid of one bullshitter and the universe tries sending another within days 🤦🏻‍♀️

@mcfcspzl94 Just being nice and caring 😇 gets you nowhere hahaha

@tezbomb_ What you been doing now 🙄😂

@mcfcspzl94 @ManCity @KingsOfLeon @doctorfollowill 😍🩵😍

@ManCity @KingsOfLeon @doctorfollowill @tezbomb_

How North Carolina sparked @KingsOfLeon Drummer's love of City 🩵 🥁 @doctorfollowill

@mcfcspzl94 Oh, 💯😂

@tezbomb_ I wonder if they hear you with, ermm… 😂😂😂

My neighbours seem to stop arguing when I mute my telly to listen to them… it’s like they know I’m invested. Yell louder please!

The electronic world is a struggle today 🙄

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Some summer this 🙄🖕🏻

The overwhelming urge to tell someone fuckoff when they’ve not even spoken to you for a few days 🤪🧘🏻‍♀️

#Bobb #mcfc 💙

@mcfcspzl94 Straight back in the machine 🤗

@tezbomb_ Could smell worse I suppose 😂

@mcfcspzl94 After bringing in my washing… yes! 🤦🏻‍♀️

@tezbomb_ You only just picked up on this 😂😉

@youngfollowill Nowhere to run.. split screen… nothing to do.. can’t choose one. Sorry not sorry 🤪

What's your favorite song from Can We Please Have Fun?

Absolutely stinks of cracking open an ice cold beer 🤤☀️