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They are lenovo of women😂

Comedian Njugush has finally confirmed that he parted ways with his wife Wakavinye late last year. The two have been married for over 10 years, with businesses together and two sons. It’s said the marriage started experiencing turbulence when our boy Njugush caught Wakavinye receiving her voltage electricity from a young, strong Gen Z who apparently operates on a three-phase transformer with no blackout schedule. Njugush would come back for inspection at his Kakuma power station only to find the site already generously watered like a well-irrigated shamba after long rains. My guy thought maybe the wife was yearning for his holy tree thus the wetness,, kumbe kakuma power grid had a new caretaker doing overtime shifts, even on public holidays. Little did he know he was clocking on another man’s cum acting as a lubricant,,,, mailood ni Mbayaa! Women are Omena😭!! The two are now in the process of separating their joint businesses, investments, and setting up a proper co-parenting mechanism as they finalize their divorce. May Yehova Wanyonyi remember his poor pipoos in that thing called Mareej. Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

I always wonder how Rapudo tolerates that

Tootache mapema hii

Today will end up as a good day to everyone seeing this tweet before 7am Amen!

Hey Handsome King @polo_kimanii Karibu nyumbani. Keensight wako mjengo Narok. For all Your fencing/surveillance needs!

«Bottling » is the most used word in North London right now.

WATCH: Declan Rice’s first and last ever trophy won as a professional player.

Hello @AIRTEL_KE money was sent to my account from the bank but ain't reflecting.

You loaned Kes 100,000 to your friend last year and since then she has refused to pay you back, which has really deteriorated your friendship. You asked her to just pay Kes 30,000 and forget the rest because you are in a financial crisis. Your friend then says she can only get you Kes 15,000 since that is all she has. You felt like you had no other option but to accept it, so you eventually gave her your account details to send the amount directly to your bank. You woke up the next morning, checked your account, and you had 150,000 in it! You kept staring at the screen in disbelief but it was indeed Kes 150,000. You grabbed your phone and found 73 missed calls from your friend and an additional 37 text messages begging you to transfer back Kes 135,000 since she only meant to send you Kes 15000 and mistakenly added an extra 0. What you gonna do friend? 1. Send back Kes 135,000 2. Take your full Kes 100,000 3. Keep the whole Kes 150,000

Unashinda ukishout GGMU unajuwa mahali manzi yako ako?

Something doesn’t add up tonight. VAT changes must go through Parliament under the VAT Act 2013. Any change beyond 25% of the tax rate can’t be applied first. It must be approved within about 15 days. Anything beyond that goes against the law.

Unatweet your mind alafu mtu anakujudge

Online goons washaanza kudelete tweets za kusanitise opiyo na bado hawajalipwo💀🤷🏾‍♂️😂

Ni Kama Gachagua utoa intel yake kwa Rechoo. There’s no way he’s always getting it

There is a VIP card that government bloggers have been issued with , I have seen it . When they go to petrol stations they show that card and the pump is adjusted to sell fuel at 120 per liter . Hii kadi inafanya ata kwa soko ,niliona kinuthia akilipa ovacado moja at 10 bob . Mimi ni tutam nipeeni hiyo kadi pia.

RUTO IS NOT GOOD FOR THE COUNTRY #RejectFuelPrices

Shule inangoja wakati kuna fuel crisis ndio inaeeka results kwa portal,mungu wangu.