Nitya

ab twitter pe aa gyi, ab funny hone ka pressure bd jaega😔

i hate when people shit on captain marvel, insanely funny protagonist, the woman who kept falling but kept getting back up kicking ass to ‘i’m just a girl’???? does not get better than this

@aaaamodh FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER you’re welcome

Which are the best pizza places in HYD, any reccos?

reishu called vedu “spam email” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 watch me overuse the fuck out of this insult

have officially won over the cats<3

IF I SEE ONE MORE WHAT I ATE AT DIN TAI FUNG REEL i will blow off my brain

@jonahryan2024 @ArulSBhasin wow this is news to me?????

Karan aujla ka concert ek sau pachis angles se dekh lia bkl

geez what happened to non chalance, chill😮‍💨

one month into dating this man and we’ve had chai almost each time we met. The first time we did - i asked for double cup bc i find it easier to hold. Since then, every time he’s gotten us chai - he remembered my double cup. To be loved is to be seen💌

CHAT i think his brother approves of me, only need to woo his cats now (hardest part actually)

boyf’s mom drove me 1 hour from my house to theirs and now i’m getting high w his brother, FOUND MY DINING TABLE FAMILY 🤞

me and my mard who doesn’t get offended when i give gaali to all mard jaati>>>🥵

when we’re in a bad luck competition but my air india flight is delayed 2 hours😔😔😔😔

I saw a car dealership showroom which was called ‘big boy toyz” this is soooo funny I’m wheezing 😭😭😭😭

imagine men actually dressing modestly n speaking softly, women would be proposing left n right.

people who smoke AND LIKE clove deserve a special place in hell

let me get high and tell you stories

While i fully recognise the need for preferred pronouns, gender neutral language, reclaimed slurs - you’re tone deaf if you cannot realise that your interaction with these terminologies is also a result of your privilege

By limiting inclusivity to terms and theories and philosophies you’re alienating the fence sitters even further. They’re more likely to understand the concept that ‘everyone deserves equal rights’ than trying to explain them what NCM/cis gender/transitioning means.

If your wokeness starts and ends at 5 terminologies that instagram has taught you, i’m sorry there’s no one truly as performative as you