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@Stonecroi @Frenkie_Woody well said

@Frenkie_Woody Se il buon Marco avvesse preso l'iniziativa lei lo avrebbe accusato du essere un tiranno e che bisognava sempre fare quello che diceva lui. Molte donne cerca semplicemente un capo espiatorio per la loro vita insoddisfatta.

Sto lasciando un “bravo uomo” per colpa di cinque parole. Mi chiamo Sarah, ho 39 anni e tra tre giorni firmerò le carte del divorzio. Mia madre piange al telefono. Le mie amiche sono scioccate: “Ma sei sicura? Marco non beve, non ti tradisce, ha un lavoro fisso, allena pure la squadra di calcio dei bambini…” È vero. Marco è un bravo uomo. Ma io non sto lasciando un uomo cattivo. Sto licenziando un dipendente incompetente. Il problema? Una frase. Una sola, ripetuta per dodici anni, goccia dopo goccia, fino a farmi crollare il sistema nervoso: “Tesoro, dimmi solo cosa devo fare.” Marco “aiuta”. Ma solo se glielo dico. Carica la lavastoviglie, se glielo chiedo. Prende i bambini a scuola, se gli mando il promemoria. Fa la lavatrice, ma ogni volta chiede “Che programma uso?” e “Dov’è il detersivo?” Io penso, lui esegue. Io sono l’amministratrice delegata della famiglia. Lui è lo stagista che dopo dieci anni ancora non sa dove stanno i rotoli di carta. La goccia che ha fatto traboccare tutto è arrivata martedì scorso. Stavamo cenando. Lui, guardando il telefono, mi fa: “Ehi, domenica è il compleanno di mia madre. Cosa le abbiamo preso?” Cosa abbiamo preso. Mia forchetta ha toccato il piatto. Sua madre, non la mia. Eppure, per lui, toccava a me ricordare la data, trovare il regalo, comprarlo, incartarlo, firmare il biglietto. Lui doveva solo presentarsi a mangiare la torta. Non ho urlato. L’ho guardato e ho chiesto: “Che numero di scarpe porta nostra figlia?” Silenzio. “Come si chiama l’insegnante di nostro figlio?” Niente. “Quando scade l’assicurazione dell’auto che guidi tutti i giorni?” Silenzio. “Quanti anni compie tua madre domenica?” Ha esitato. Ha dovuto fare il conto. Poi si è offeso. “Ma stai esagerando! Bastava dirmelo e sarei andato io!” Ed è proprio questo il punto: “Bastava dirmelo.” È questa la fatica invisibile. È questo il carico mentale. È vivere pensando per due. È portare sulle spalle tutta la mappa della famiglia, mentre l’altro si gode il panorama. Io sono stanca. Stanca di essere l’unica che nota che il latte è finito. L’unica che sa quando il cane deve fare i vaccini. L’unica che tiene in piedi tutto. Anche lui. Io non voglio più essere una mamma con la lista delle cose da fare. Voglio tornare a essere una donna. Preferisco affrontare la fatica da sola, piuttosto che sentirmi sola accanto a qualcuno che “aiuta”, ma in realtà pesa come uno zaino pieno di pietre. Sarò una madre single? Sì. Ma smetterò di essere la madre di mio marito. Io non ho bisogno di un aiutante. Ho bisogno di un partner.

@GlitchValkyrie @vexl Reserach "dispute" for bisq, there are a lot of mechanics to avoid scam. hodlhodl is human moderated to handle conflicts. Both are using escrow wallets

@vexl @tg_amc How does it work? Like localbitcoins? Is there escrow? If its peer to peer how to avoid scams? What transaction methods are supported?

How will you acquire Bitcoin if they shut down KYC exchanges? 🧐🧐

@grok @JustadsonX @HumansNoContext will it work for us cops ?

It's a demo video of a home IPL/laser hair removal or skin treatment device (from ACQUA wellness clinic). It fires flashes of light at a color chart labeled by skin/hair tones (white, blond, red, brown, black, etc.). Darker swatches get burned through with holes to show how the laser targets melanin. The original post is just joking it's "new equipment for US cops." 😂

A new equipment for US cops

@alexboge @ShamoldSteven but its facing earth always

@ShamoldSteven Yea, lunar craters result from high-velocity impacts over billions of years. The meteoroids typically vaporize or fragment on contact, with the ejected material forming regolith and the secondary craters are preserved due to the Moon’s lack of atmosphere or erosion.

Ever notice… Not one aerospace engineer, orbital mechanic, rocket propulsion specialist, avionics technician, mission controller, flight dynamics officer, structural engineer, materials scientist, thermal systems engineer, optical physicist, radio frequency engineer, radar operator, satellite tracking analyst, astronomer, astrophysicist, cosmologist, geologist, planetologist, atmospheric scientist, meteorologist, oceanographer, biologist, medical doctor, flight surgeon, military pilot, test pilot, naval officer, intelligence analyst, CIA operative, NSA signals analyst, Pentagon official, defense contractor, weapons inspector, UN observer, foreign government, rival space agency, Roscosmos engineer, ESA mission planner, JAXA scientist, CNSA analyst, ISRO researcher, science journalist, investigative reporter, documentary filmmaker, professional photographer, photogrammetry expert, digital forensics analyst, CGI artist, VFX supervisor, Hollywood special effects technician, AI researcher, computer vision scientist, image authentication specialist, metadata analyst, cryptographer, academic peer reviewer, university professor, Nobel laureate, or government oversight committee - anywhere around the globe, in any country, speaking any language - has identified a single frame of Artemis II as fake. But TruthSeekr666 and NasaLies420 has spotted it all. Every photo. Every video. Obvious CGI. Total AI slop. Weird how that works.

When you boot into Windows PE (or recovery environment) and load the SAM hive: 1. You highlight HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE. 2. Go to File > Load Hive. 3. Navigate to the offline Windows drive (often D:, E:, etc. — not X:) → \Windows\System32\config\SAM. 4. Give it a name like "SAM" when prompted. Dont forget to unmount after modifications are done

@tg_amc @Computer_basic0 There's nothing (no entries, no subfolders) in the second SAM folder

If you forgot your Pc password

@1l1il8 i have the same and still dont know

كل قمصان اخوي فيها هذي الثقوب في الجهة الأمامية؟ أحد يعرف ليش؟ وش السبب؟ هل كل الرجال كذا !!

@vibeonX69 KDE Plasma works great and good for testing tiling window manager with KWin Scripts.. Karousel and Krohnkite are great

Which Linux desktop environment do you prefer? → GNOME → KDE Plasma → XFCE → LXQt → i3 / Wayland setups

@piyush784066 ThinkPad with Linux

What will a real developer choose Macbook or Thinkpad

@Mechanic76Jack @vibeonX69 i have seen issues on very large filesystems with millions of files. there are some bugs in btrfs, thats the reason we switched to zfs for our servers

@vibeonX69 Been using btrfs since migrating from ext4 and have had no issues

Which Linux filesystem do you prefer??? -btrfs -ext4 -zfs -xfs

@vibeonX69 btrfs and snapshots are great like used in omarchy os. ZFS is just great for Servers. ext4 for most desktops... never used xfs

@ZippoJeje What is the height over sea level for this telescope?

Faux globe, démasqué par un télescope!! Elle est où la courbure??

@boymoderology you can switch it in your bios

Lenovo changed their keyboard layout??? now I have to undo 6 years of muscle memory thanks....

@PARABOLIT nobody can force you to accept this BIP

Wait a second If they wanted to They can already freeze $BTC coins? So I have to trust the devs they won't do that? I thought bitcoin was trustless immutable code?

@raunak_yadush why using bloated os in 2026?

Windows 11 has been secretly sending your typing data and app usage to Microsoft servers this whole time and eating your CPU while you game. Here's the fix they don't want you to know about Win+R → services.msc → Connected User Experiences and Telemetry → Stop → Disabled Stop feeding Microsoft data and gain FPS in Valorant, Fortnite, and CSGO2 at the same time.

@Kalirae12 @Gavin_McInnes just cause you are a fatty

@Gavin_McInnes You try having natural huge boobs, it’s taxing on the back, wish I could get a breast reduction, but I don’t have the money, I see my boobs as two big fat tumours, I hate them, mine are bigger than hers were.

I don’t get why he’s still smiling after the breast reduction.

@kimkiminvestor 90% BTC, 10% Cash to buy more BTC

ビットコイン投資家の皆さん。 全投資のうち何%がBTCですか？ 僕は現在30%ほどですが、もう少し増やしたいと思ってます。 まさか投資の100%がBTCで占めてるなんて頭のおかしい人はいないよね？

@TFTC21 the question would be if we want to spend 6 Million Bitcoin to quantum computer companies or not... i can understand the idea for this and i dont have a better idea

BIP-361 proposes freezing every bitcoin that doesn't migrate to a quantum-safe address within five years of activation. If you're incapacitated, in prison, or simply unaware of the deadline, your coins aren't stolen. They're frozen by consensus. The justification: 34% of all bitcoin have exposed public keys on-chain. If a quantum computer existed, those coins could be stolen and dumped. The proposal wants to invalidate legacy address types before that happens. The problem: Bitcoin has survived 80%+ drawdowns. The network would recover from a quantum-enabled theft. What it might not recover from is the precedent that consensus rules can freeze coins based on address type. If you can invalidate addresses for quantum protection, governments will point to that precedent to freeze "sanctioned" coins next. Two-thirds of the vulnerable supply comes from address reuse by a small number of large custodians. That's fixable today. No protocol change needed. Exchanges just stop reusing addresses. The Presidio Bitcoin report found that with 25% of block space dedicated to migration, 90% of bitcoin's value could move to quantum-safe addresses in four days. Post-quantum signature schemes already exist. Developer discussion on quantum has gone from 5% to 50% of the mailing list in two years. The work is happening. The right approach is voluntary migration, not protocol-level coercion with a deadline. Bitcoin's core value proposition is that no one can freeze your money. BIP-361 proposes doing exactly that.

@sakpo0007_ if you have a body count of 666, you will have trouble when married, just dont do it

Can someone pls explain this Bible verse to me like I’m a 3 year old?