Gentlemen's League

@DetroitSteel_ April Fools?!? I’m hoping....

Send this mailer to your Republican friends and relatives. It could save their lives. You can download it at trumpiskillingus.com

Ivanka says her Dad signing the stimulus bill is "the greatest action in history", adding, "Except for me wearing no makeup in my video where I heal the world. Today I smiled at myself in the bathroom mirror and whispered, 'I love you more than my reflection in the hall mirror'"

Fantastic. Thank u @BrooksBrothers

PRAISE

"Every morning I put on my big-boy outfit, fill my briefcase with blank paper, walk outside and remember I'm quarantined, so I spend the rest of the day sitting quietly waiting for my Mom to slice bananas onto my Lucky Charms. Fixing the virus is harder than the Middle East"

We put up some signs in NY for Donald Trump’s #OpenAmericaToday plan. #COVID19

@PaulRudnickNY As soon as I get more information...

Susan Collins is so upset by "partisan bickering" she says, "If this continues I may be forced to almost make an angry hand gesture, whisper part of a sentence, apologize, stare into space, have half a juice box, doodle pictures of my cat, and then go home" #SenatorCollins

@DetroitSteel_ Take great care with urself. And come back soon...

@DetroitSteel_ In this case, so do most of us. Kinda makes us alone together. Find one good thing to do for urself today. Little things count greatly.

Ben Carson said that men in prison prove being gay is a choice. Mike Pence insisted that gay marriage would cause "the collapse of society." These guys' grasp of science and humanity is less than impressive, and they're in charge of a pandemic #bencarson #MikePence

@DetroitSteel_ Look for the helpers!

@CarlesDelecto @Kris_Sacrebleu Soak in water with baking soda and a little white vinegar for a few min, then rinse.

Dear @MSNBC @CNN @CBS @ABC @NBCNews PLEASE STOP AIRING THE DAILY BRIEFING OF LIES. People buy this crap, then don't take care with themselves or others. Don't be a part of the deaths... #TrumpLiesPeopleDie #Covid_19

@SoulFlyTry @ushadrons @davethetrumpetr @MelissaJPeltier @crowder @TheGoodLiars U all want to follow @TheGoodLiars It’s their poster.

@ushadrons @davethetrumpetr @MelissaJPeltier @crowder @TheGoodLiars @TGLNYC This is great, thank you UsHadrons🙌🏼

Wow. We’re spiking faster than Italy did, just 10 days behind them.

@marcorubio That’s ur people arguing. It has a scientific name. #Covid_19 We kno ur hardly a scientist but I think u can read? #CoronavirusPandemic #TrumpLiesAboutCoronavirus

Virtually every American was either laid off or has family members & friends who have. I know AN ENTIRE IMMEDIATE FAMILY (husband,wife,two adult children & their 2 spouses) all laid off in last 72 hours. But some people want to argue over what name we should use for the virus

This is fabulous

Can you sew? I know you can. Here is a project that people really need help with. Read the thread, there are YouTube tutorials-pitch in, make some masks. Thank you. 👇🏻

"Today I'm modeling from home. I gave interviews to my kids, had the nanny Instagram me pretending to cook, and let Jared proclaim me 'the face of the foyer.' I've trademarked the facial expressions Vanilla Smolder, Almost Thinking and I Heard A Noise"

Melania tweets that quarantined Americans should "read or spend time on a hobby", adding, "I like to make dollar signs out of pipecleaners, sew my rubies into my underwear, keep a grudge journal, create dried floral arrangements out of twenties, or write poems about estate taxes"