Tim Hall

@pauldix Yep

@pauldix Magic beans no more??

Ok, so I'll just mark today as the day I first had my mind blown by GPT4. Uh... it's pretty fucking awesome.

@SFMTA_Muni takes a lot of negative feedback. But today…one of their drivers returned a bag left on the bus back to my kid’s school! Smart thinking, high situational awareness, and great customer service. Can’t thank the driver on route 24 enough!!! 👏🎉

@jaymce Keep it spicy! 🌶

Time of my life!❤️❤️🪳

Jay Clifford back at it! influxdata.com/blog/mqtt-vs-k…

@MichelleLazzar @warriors Now I’m with you! Go dubs!! 🏀💙💛💙💛🏀

@MichelleLazzar @warriors Sadly you’ll need to wait until tomorrow. But that should be another great day?

@popey I’ll be there to help you tomorrow. 😎

Time to upgrade the work ThinkPad X1C9 from Kubuntu 21.10 to 22.04 LTS, while at a company conference. What could possibly go wrong!? :D

@MichelleLazzar Done-ver.

GOOD.NIGHT.

Year of the [Telegraf] Tiger! 恭喜發財 influxdata.com/blog/celebrati… #influxdb

Have you been working with Rust and wanted a Kafka client??? Come and get it! github.com/influxdata/rsk… Open source contribution from our team here at #influxdb #kafka #rustlang @confluent

@popey Build a time series application is coming in here…somewhere. 🤣

▕▓▓▓░▏🩺 Intrusion was initiated via short-range connections from known planetary surface systems. Significant binary payloads were uploaded & deployed over many days. Some memories of your mission are triggered. Your primary goal is Terraforming Validation. What now? 🎲🧵

You wake with a jolt as your head bangs against the top of your cryo-tube. Mouth dry, muscles weak, stomach cramps, head thumping, and only a vague recollection of who you are, and why you're here. You exit the tube onto the frozen cryo-chamber floor with a slump. What now? 🎲🧵

Fun morning helping out another one of our awesome community members! chrispnerd.blogspot.com/2021/12/relati… You are more than welcome Chris...happy to help! @InfluxDB #influxdb

@jhurwitz Be safe Judith!

siliconangle.com/2021/10/26/inf… #influxdb

@KenBastidaKPIX thank you and best wishes on your retirement!!

Ryan on the second day of #InfluxDays. Join me to know the latest updates from our Engineering team. #InfluxDB

Have really enjoyed working with @BNelson2000 and its wonderful to see her leadership recognized! thesoftwarereport.com/the-top-50-wom… #influxdb

Our very own Scott Anderson explaining custom tasks leveraging various notification endpoints with Flux at InfluxDays…now! #influxdb