Thami Hemeni

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Thami Hemeni

Thami Hemeni

@thami_toofresh

Lazy perfectionist. Godly mess.

Johannesburg Katılım Mart 2011
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Wow, He’s Tsonga!
Wow, He’s Tsonga!@_aboihasnoname·
Your coworker is not hot they are just within 5m of you 40 hours a week.
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HomeComing Events
HomeComing Events@HomeComingEvent·
Time moves fast 🕰️🔥 #SunCityTakeover is officially SOLD OUT! A moment in time fully claimed. Thank you all for choosing to join us on this journey, we'll see you at the Takeover 🚀
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Thami Hemeni
Thami Hemeni@thami_toofresh·
@unkleken_ Lmao, it still doesn't. If those guys miss the two payments, the ticket will be available again
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uMalume.
uMalume.@unkleken_·
“Booked out doesn’t mean sold out.” 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Thami Hemeni@thami_toofresh·
@HomeComingEvent The queue was inconsistent. People who joined after I did got in the site before I did 😏😏😏
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HomeComing Events
HomeComing Events@HomeComingEvent·
The dates are set, the countdown to #SunCityTakeover is on and tickets are almost live 🎟️ We’ve answered some of the most frequently asked questions about Fon City to keep everyone ready for the drop and ensure you don’t miss a thing! 🔥
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Eva.
Eva.@Bunny_ngl·
WHAT’S IT CALLED WHEN YOU’RE SECRETLY INSECURE AS HELL BUT STILL STEP INTO EVERY ROOM LIKE YOU RUN IT???
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Sihle Dhlamini
Sihle Dhlamini@sihle_dhlamini8·
2x Graduate 🫦🙈
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Sam Stoffel
Sam Stoffel@sam_stoffel·
my life changed the moment an old mentor told me this: “stopping your worst habit would change your life way faster than starting your best habit… fix the leak before filling the bucket.”
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Thami Hemeni
Thami Hemeni@thami_toofresh·
@lizzkelly7 Never the pay increases, bonuses, the promotions, the praises 😏
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Lissa♥️♥️
Lissa♥️♥️@lizzkelly7·
The fake urgency created in corporate life for absolutely no reason is one of the worst things humans have invented.
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Thami Hemeni
Thami Hemeni@thami_toofresh·
@KeruboSk It's the little, odd reminders: graduations and I'm reminded of when they were at mine, a resembling character or story on TV, or achieving goals we've dreamt about basaphila, even forgetting some details about the their life... mxm ayy 💔
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Sophia ❣️
Sophia ❣️@KeruboSk·
What’s the grief milestone nobody prepares you for? Not the funeral. Not the first year. The weird specific one nobody talks about.
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Business Explainer
Business Explainer@businessXplain·
ENTREPRENEURS URGED TO APPLY FOR FUNDING D-Prize has opened applications for its 2027 challenge, offering up to R370,000 in grant funding to social entrepreneurs. Applicants can come from any background and business model, provided they are ready to build full-time ventures. The initiative targets high-impact distribution across developing markets, aiming to expand access to healthcare, education and agriculture solutions at scale. Read more and apply - ln.run/II0Hj
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Thami Hemeni@thami_toofresh·
@itsssthulsss Checkers Sixty60 for speed. PnP asap! for the points and freebies. Woolies Dash for when you want to receive your goods in 3-5 business days
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thuli tia
thuli tia@itsssthulsss·
checkers sixty60, woolies dash or pick n pay ASAP?
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Thami Hemeni@thami_toofresh·
@Ndi_Muvenda_ He said he doesn't regret how their relationship ended. Has no regret at all at his reckless spending. My man enjoyed his short-lived prime 🙌🏽😅🫠
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Dr MuVenda
Dr MuVenda@Ndi_Muvenda_·
Meet Jimmy who received a payout of 2M He went to Durban to spend some of that money with different girls he met in Durban. All of the girls were one night stands. Each girl got at least R4000 in the morning as a gift. One of the girls received R14000 the next morning. In Durban he spent about R150 000 on Girls,food and alcohol. Then spent R8000 on flights to and from , R20 000 on accomodation just for a week. He did unavailing for his parents and spent R100 000 on alcohol. He forgot about his girlfriend when he was enjoying his money until he was broke 🫢. The girlfriend blocked him when he tried to reach out. When he had money he forgot about her and now that he is broke uyakhumbula🫢🫢🫢. He spent 2M in less than 3 months .
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Tsaki baby. 💜
Tsaki baby. 💜@k_tsakani·
I just learned that Doppio Zero, Panarottis, RocoMamas and John Dory’s ALL belong to the Spur restaurant group.
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Tai Lopez
Tai Lopez@tailopez·
Use your unfair competitive advantage. Height, rich parents, a connected friend group, high IQ. No shame in that.
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