Miss Thangie

I really really want these sunglasses that are back in stock if anyone wants to fulfill my wish 😅 throne.com/ethanreed/item…

When a bottom starts furiously jerking off as soon as you put it in

I just learned that some people read multiple books at once?? Why is that something I have never considered

Where are you coming from? Like it's the fucking Oregon trail

Why do people ask where you were before you got to the bar?

@ryanstreit LOL WHATTT

45 minute show at MSG

😩🤭🥸

Chipotle employee said she can’t put more shit in my bowl bc it will “smush”when she closes it…I’m like does it look like that’s something I’m worried about

@yosoymichael Purrrrr

@thannyxox Louis Vuitton

THEE shades of the season.

@ericeidelstein Omg I crochet too!!!

took a bath and now crocheting

Gay people stop describing every single thing as “fab” CHALLENGE

The phenomenon of everyone pulling out their phones to film someone blowing out birthday candles has still not been explained. Nor has holding in a sneeze

When an uber driver runs yellow lights and drives fast that’s the best thing that can happen

When an uber driver tries talking to you that’s the worst thing that can happen

“Chrome didn’t shutdown correctly” honestly I’m fine with that

Oh no I can’t stop listening to Tori Amos and PJ Harvey…I’m afraid I suffer from gay guy with impeccable taste in 90s alt women syndrome 🤒

Trader Joe’s brought back my fave hummus after previously discontinuing it…never give up folx!