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@jaythemilkman Oh my god??

@jaythemilkman Shit you might as well BE French at this point

@jaythemilkman Okay fair

@jaythemilkman Omg just like the colonists

cause it’s funny 🤭🤭🤭

@jaythemilkman They can’t be since they have a queen, so I would describe them more as an oligarchy or maybe even a fascist dictatorship

My favorite thing is the Montgomery Riverboat Brawl Put that chair in a museum

Not Lane’s Gilmore girls freak ass in shameless rn

Let me tell you something right now if someone brought me a jar of whole big thick juicy pickles my transformation into a cryptid creature of the night would finally commence

They call me supermassive black hole

The earth is so sick of us lmao she wants her body back

Bc how could I have swallowed my mouth guard where tf did that bitch go

Final Fantasy XV

She lightning on my McQueen til I kachow

Experiencing 2007 Brittney Spears at 10 years old was life changing

Really scaring the hoes..

I’m never tweeting anything interesting again

I’m finally getting the dick I needed everyone take a shot

@jaythemilkman She’ll think it’s cute