TeslaRick

I've done big things. I'm doing big things. I'm going to do big things. You saw. You're watching. You'll see. Fuck what you think.

oh thats not so ba- POUNDS?????

you'll never guess what song he's stripping to

Japanese women on twitter be like: Do you find women with rotund buttocks and perfect big boobies attractive?

bro i can't imagine being alive in 1987 and watching this shit 😭 he's so fucking cool

Sally Field says she thought Robin Williams "wasn't funny" while filming "Mrs. Doubtfire": “Robin was always trying something different to make me laugh. It was so unfunny. I can't begin to tell you. And then Pierce, wonderful Pierce Brosnan, we were sitting at a table at the restaurant, and he made a fart noise on his arm. And I was gone. That was it.” variety.com/2026/film/news…

the skirt must stay on during sex

The Brazilian government tried to stop Michael Jackson from shooting the video for 'They Don't Care About Us' in a favela, for his safety. MJ and Spike Lee persisted and it turned out the local crime boss was a huge fan & told them "they could leave a million dollars in the middle of the favela and no one will touch it. Michael is under my protection"

A cigarette vending machine in the bathroom at a bar needs to be normalized

the king ⚜️‧˚₊⋅

A bee only lives for 6 weeks and yet still finds time to bee jovial in the beauty of nature. Why are you worrying, Anon? Frolick more.

life before this tweet dropped

Sadly, kids today will never know how hard this intro goes man...

Tyga doing Only fans Nicki married a pedo Wayne dropped the Carter 6 And Drake dropped a 3 pack of ass Young Moneyy is dead

i'm sorry 1-877-Kars4kids isn't a California nonprofit helping local kids??? They raise money to send 18 years olds to ISRAEL and build buildings there!??!?!?!?!

Temu haul???

This nigga jerry springer be like " so u sucked 4 dicks, had 2 trains ran on u, licked ass backwards in the club bathroom, and your boyfriend had no idea? ?... well now he does cuz we have him back stage, “ROGER COME ON OUT”🤣😭🤣