CJ

@magiccitymayhem My dad and I spent like an hour playing that last year

Makes me happy to see it getting played! And so early in the morning too!

The surgeon who saved his life from cancer surprised him at his high school graduation

As friends? Grow up. Why’s this generation so afraid of commitment

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8 miles w it

fully naked sex is so grown

Aw ok

Most niggas ain’t fighting demons, they fighting bisexuality

@lizzo @stallioutside ??

“Fat Lizzo”

@kirawontmiss Rd yall jus saying shit now…

i thought the incest rumors were a joke….

you spitting in mouths? where do i sign up @Drake

Drake gotta dick that I HAVE to suck!

she was bragging about having viral sounds on tiktok and now she’s blaming the same algorithm for her album flopping..😭

i thought bro married a centaur 😭😭😂

@RobynsRantics @theloshtv @Summerbellies Saw you guys last Saturday for my birthday trip and couldn’t stop laughing the entire show. You both are truly amazing and never fail to light up that room ❤️ can’t wait to see what’s next!!

2 days left for us, before this version of HMU is done. 💔 Today: 11:30,12:15,1:00,2:15,3:00. Then, she & I close it out on the 11th at 3:45,4:30,5:15,6:30,7:15 (only guests with wristbands will be able to enter this final show. More details soon).My heart💔

There is demonic presence in Walmart at all times

The only pandemic we’re facing is how retarded everyone is.

As much as I think Billie is a hypocrite I do think mfs tht make shit up like this and then turn off comments are also retarded because Billie has never owned a private jet

>be Billie Eilish >pretend to be anti-capitalist in one Instagram story
>sell your overpriced perfume literally in the next story
>pretend to hate billionaires
>hang out with billionaires
>bitch about stolen land
>have a property literally built on Tongva ancestral land
>pretend to be a lesbian
>get a boyfriend At this point I'm convinced she's doing it on purpose as some kind of performance art about hypocrisy because nobody can be this consistently full of shit by accident lmao.