Gamer Girl

fuck, marry, kill: the wound that won’t heal, the past you can’t undo, the ghost that keeps returning

Computa…get me a fucking gun

i constantly feel like lana del rey in 2022 when she was fat and everyone hated her

i like weed more than alcohol bc when you tell ppl you drank as soon as you woke up its like kinda sad but a wake n bake sounds fucking awesome every time

sometimes when i’m on a date i be like damn i’d be a good escort

the sexual tension between me and the alternate reality i daydream about

@145k4 What about Snoop Dogg??:(

ive never met someone who smoked a lot of weed and had a really epic desirable life

The fact that no one is coming to save me is so unfair. Like come on guys…it’s meeeeee

the Oscars is fake and unimportant unless the movie i like sweeps

Ran through is such a vile way to put it I was loved by many

mordecai and rigby being 23 year old losers make me feel better

My entire life is powered by a desire to go swimming in nice water. I only work to go swimming. The winter is hard for me because I lose sight of what is most important when I am far away from going swimming

The most common question in academia is - “Is this article terribly written or am I extremely dumb?”

for halloween i will be okay

nonchalant men are not for me i want mine to have a panic attack if we’re not talking

I have to use my mom's number for dating apps because I've been banned from all of them

up googling shit like how to be yourself

As a man you’re automatically on thin ice with me