It takes two people to ruin a relationship
Her and her jealous friend
Stay up kings
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That Pomade Guy
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That Pomade Guy
@thatpomadeguy
Life Enjoyer - Healthmaxxer - Bringing Back Quality Products
Homade Organic Pomade 👉 Katılım Nisan 2023
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@sapolskysburner Love to hear that from one of my favorite accounts 🤝
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That Pomade Guy retweetledi
excited to be one of the chosen few who get to test this conditioner
by far the best shampoo I’ve ever used and still use, as you can see below
(shoutout also to my favorite hair product @thatpomadeguy — highly recommend him as well )
FountainHead Hair@FountainHeadLTD
Happy Friday 🫧 We’ve spent all week getting our new warehouse set up! The space was much needed for getting the conditioner launched - it’s coming so soon & we’re excited If you haven’t added yourself to our waitlist yet the link is below:) Don’t miss the launch!
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No amount of anti coffee propaganda could ever make me stop drinking it. You could tell me coffee murders kids and votes blue and I still won’t care.
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If anyone catches me later in life unironically saying “happy wife happy life” they have my permission to execute me
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Very few things encapsulate the joy of being human better than random interactions with charismatic strangers.
Flirting with the world is criminally underrated. There’s no better way to make life feel adventurous.
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12 count grilled nuggets, fruit cup, and a small unsweet tea at CFA was like $14
Crazy you pay more for grilled nuggets, then u pay more to sub out fries.
MF’s never loved us, fr
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The idea that high IQ makes you more likely to be depressed/anxious is high level midwit cope.
If you are so smart how have you not figured out why you are depressed?
Simple
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There’s no way blueberries should be this big, incredibly suspicious (I’m going to eat them anyway)
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Esoteric testosterone boosters for men:
- don’t be a pussy
Carnivore Aurelius ©🥩 ☀️🦙@AlpacaAurelius
Esoteric testosterone boosters: - bull testicles - pomegranate juice - chopping wood - 528hz - vit k2 - sunlight, especially on the balls - sprints - cistanche - coffee - pine pollen - howling at the moon - sex - shilajit - royal jelly & raw honey - ginger - quitting your job
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Esoteric fact of the day:
The true measurement of masculinity is actually how much of a mess you make when you cook
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@RegenaisanceMan Goes super hard with some quality maple syrup as well
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Twitter psyoped me into thinking oatmeal is bad. This is an elite breakfast paired with protein:
Organic, glyphosate free sprouted oats
Raw honey
Ceylon cinnamon
Gelatin powder
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Telling the liberal tinder girl that I’m extremely far left
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I do not regret very many things in my life however I do wish I had read the Bible earlier.
Regardless of religious beliefs it’s an incredible read that even the most atheist of person could find value in.
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Lord give me the strength to be less stupid and more retarded 🗿
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Feeling like absolute shit today
No better day to lock in 🫡
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