That Pomade Guy

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That Pomade Guy

@thatpomadeguy

Life Enjoyer - Healthmaxxer - Bringing Back Quality Products

Homade Organic Pomade 👉 Katılım Nisan 2023
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That Pomade Guy
That Pomade Guy@thatpomadeguy·
It takes two people to ruin a relationship Her and her jealous friend Stay up kings
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Robert Sapolsky's Burner@sapolskysburner·
excited to be one of the chosen few who get to test this conditioner by far the best shampoo I’ve ever used and still use, as you can see below (shoutout also to my favorite hair product @thatpomadeguy — highly recommend him as well )
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FountainHead Hair@FountainHeadLTD

Happy Friday 🫧 We’ve spent all week getting our new warehouse set up! The space was much needed for getting the conditioner launched - it’s coming so soon & we’re excited If you haven’t added yourself to our waitlist yet the link is below:) Don’t miss the launch!

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No amount of anti coffee propaganda could ever make me stop drinking it. You could tell me coffee murders kids and votes blue and I still won’t care.
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That Pomade Guy@thatpomadeguy·
If anyone catches me later in life unironically saying “happy wife happy life” they have my permission to execute me
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Very few things encapsulate the joy of being human better than random interactions with charismatic strangers. Flirting with the world is criminally underrated. There’s no better way to make life feel adventurous.
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Lindy Sales Guy
Lindy Sales Guy@LindySalesGuy·
12 count grilled nuggets, fruit cup, and a small unsweet tea at CFA was like $14 Crazy you pay more for grilled nuggets, then u pay more to sub out fries. MF’s never loved us, fr
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That Pomade Guy@thatpomadeguy·
The idea that high IQ makes you more likely to be depressed/anxious is high level midwit cope. If you are so smart how have you not figured out why you are depressed? Simple
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That Pomade Guy@thatpomadeguy·
There’s no way blueberries should be this big, incredibly suspicious (I’m going to eat them anyway)
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Esoteric fact of the day: The true measurement of masculinity is actually how much of a mess you make when you cook
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Ryan Griggs
Ryan Griggs@RegenaisanceMan·
Twitter psyoped me into thinking oatmeal is bad. This is an elite breakfast paired with protein: Organic, glyphosate free sprouted oats Raw honey Ceylon cinnamon Gelatin powder
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That Pomade Guy@thatpomadeguy·
Telling the liberal tinder girl that I’m extremely far left
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That Pomade Guy@thatpomadeguy·
Sorry babe I’m busy romanticizing my life
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That Pomade Guy@thatpomadeguy·
I do not regret very many things in my life however I do wish I had read the Bible earlier. Regardless of religious beliefs it’s an incredible read that even the most atheist of person could find value in.
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That Pomade Guy@thatpomadeguy·
Lord give me the strength to be less stupid and more retarded 🗿
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That Pomade Guy@thatpomadeguy·
Feeling like absolute shit today No better day to lock in 🫡
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