Max Liberman

just heard a small child say “that looks like a dumpster” about a cybertruck. maybe the kids are alright after all

my barber has only ever seen my haircut shirt

a fortuitous receipt

@brianmichel they’re for me Brian

@thatsthemax No one will be able to see them tho

bury me in my no-show socks

he’s certainly been a plague on the rest of us

can’t clean that pan yet it’s gotta soak

you know you’ve been working in software too long when you get confused by the word “glib”

@cifilter I would never play air hockey to begin with

@thatsthemax This is giving sore loser vibes? 🤣

air hockey’s dumb

I’ve been using em dashes all my life, a lot of them — turns out I’m an llm

this is not a crank opinion. amazon and other home camera surveillance companies profit off of suburban paranoia, they do not make you safer they make you more paranoid and help bolster demand for their ecosystem of products aimed at consumers & businesses & police departments!

give me a fucking break you fucking jabronis

Anyway. The most offensive part of this is the "Trumps' lawyers." That's not how possessives work.

everyone should be reading @edzitron today

my coffee shop was not serving drip coffee today, thanks a lot Trump

Great title for a declaration

the funk’s sooo brother right about now

who the hell is shopping for a horse on chewy.com

people who take the subway stairs two at a time are just doin too much