the 3 bus

@JoeBiden Hot take bro.

Let me be clear: No one should have to pay for coronavirus testing or treatment.

@LouieGohmertTX1 @realDonaldTrump You are the worst kind of dipshit

"We have a man who is as smart as hell, and he is tough, and he is mean, and he is nasty. But he loves the state, and he's only mean and nasty because he wants to defend you and me and all the horrible things we go through. Louie Gohmert!" - @realDonaldTrump

@LouieGohmertTX1 @LouieGohmertTX1 He ducks dick like a champ

"He is outstanding. He is a winner. He is a champion. He’s a warrior – Louie Gohmert!” – President Trump facebook.com/47416823277839…

@grahamelwood Fuck them both forever

Two rich assholes mocking people that can’t afford to pay for college. Hard to figure why she lost in 2016 and Bernie is more popular than ever. But don’t listen to me, I’m a Kremlin puppet.

@SeanClements when engineer Jordan said her favorite Professor was Mrs. Nigro I guessed out loud you’d say 20 years of Nigro. I was wrong. Don’t blow by this...

@nickwiger I hope your ok man. You sound stressed on this tour. That said, you are fucking funny as hell!

@realDonaldTrump Those winds are almost as hard as looking at your dumb fucking face day after day. Category, 6 uggo.

Pray for the people in the Bahamas. Being hit like never before, Category 5. Almost 200 MPH winds.

@WhiteHouse @realDonaldTrump Suck ALL the dicks

President @realDonaldTrump: “I ask everyone in Hurricane Dorian’s path to heed all warnings and evacuation orders from local authorities.”

@realDonaldTrump Your a soggy bitch

The United States of America was not involved in the catastrophic accident during final launch preparations for the Safir SLV Launch at Semnan Launch Site One in Iran. I wish Iran best wishes and good luck in determining what happened at Site One.

@reynoldsgareth Not enough...

@realDonaldTrump @kilmeade @foxandfriends You sir are a moron.

“Did George Bush ever condemn President Obama after Sandy Hook. President Obama had 32 mass shootings during his reign. Not many people said Obama is out of Control. Mass shootings were happening before the President even thought about running for Pres.” @kilmeade @foxandfriends

@GregAbbott_TX Suck my balls with your filthy fake ass mouth

Our hearts will forever be with the people of El Paso. We pray that God will touch all affected with the healing and hope only He can provide. Texas will use every tool and strategy we possess to aid and support the victims and their families. God Bless El Paso. #txlege

@nahitscooll Me

Who wants to be my plant daddy????

@realDonaldTrump Eat shit

Baltimore’s numbers are the worst in the United States on Crime and the Economy. Billions of dollars have been pumped in over the years, but to no avail. The money was stolen or wasted. Ask Elijah Cummings where it went. He should investigate himself with his Oversight Committee!

Barton springs bound, get some. @AustinAMA @statesman #getit

Who’s getting on da bus today y’all. It’s lit in this public transit shit. #lapodcast #atx #thatlightrailtryingtoeatmylunch #5busisgross

@realDonaldTrump Eat all the dicks you orange gunt.

BORING!

@ChrisCubas Hide

@AlanDersh More like Alan dirty shits

I challenge my accusers to tweet a direct accusation against me so I can sue them for defamation. They won’t because they know they they made up the story for money and I will prove they committed perjury.

@nickwiger Salad days!!! All SALADS!!!