Alex Coto

@EvilMopacATX 529 to 419 per 100k residents, Texas clears Bama with one of the highest incarceration rates in the country

How much is Texas beating Alabama by? Wrong answers only

Bill Barr completely destroying Republicans’ defense of Trump on Fox News wasn’t on my 2022 bingo card, but it’s glorious.

@EvilMopacATX Chris, is that you asking?

Where are you stopped on this map right now? I want to hear your story of woe pic.twitter.com/RdbjVtJ4Pu

@ArturoMAviles @APrecourt @FCBarcelona Might as well go all in and out offers out to Busquets and Alba so they could bring another Concacaf CL trophy to the MLS lmao

Amazing day today visiting Camp Nou with my family. @FCBarcelona has such an incredible history …all the trophies, the former players and leaders, the passion of the fans, the ballon d’ors, the golden boots, etc. Enjoyed it so much might visit again tomorrow.

@FIFA22_INFO Why aren’t EA putting out TOTW cards with MLS players since they are only half way through the season? SBC content won’t matter when there are no more tradable informs on the market

TOTS upgrade requires a TOTS or TOTW 😂😂😂 #FIFA22

@benshapiro Curious why you take issue with this sort of thing now when @tylerperry did the same with several children in the Madea universe several years prior. Are you so bigoted you forgot fiction was a thing?

"Deadnaming" is when you notice that someone has changed his or her name. Gender ideology violates the laws of biology and logic as well as physics; now we must engage in time travel and pretend that there was a man named Elliot Page who starred in "Juno" as a pregnant girl.

.@RubinReport has now been suspended for posting news about @jordanbpeterson's suspension, all because we are not allowed to mention that until five minutes ago, Elliott Page, who is very very very male, was a female actress named Ellen Page. Here's Dave's statement:

@CapCitySC Don’t we all

👀 Rodney Redes agent Diego Serrati speaks out “I want to see Rodney Redes at another club, we agreed to see him at another team" #AM1080

@austinenergy We back, thank you for the update

@theCoto Hi Alex, the outage you experienced was due to a driver hitting a pole in your neighborhood. It should have only lasted about 20 minutes but if you are still without power, please DM us your info and we can take a closer look. Thanks.

It’s only 101 degrees and we already got power outages in austin. Lord this summer gonna be hell

@TrollFootball Naw it’s been the past 5 seasons b/c I lost BEIN Sport from my cable package & Karius got that heartbreaking concussion. His career won’t heal but he’ll never walk alone

The transformation of Barcelona fans during the #UCL this season

@leGrandMagnifiq @Thr0wawayMMA @eskibaver @FutSheriff Make infinite fut coins with this simple choice

@theCoto @Thr0wawayMMA @eskibaver @FutSheriff i suggest you invest in mongolian warehouses and uncles. Value skyrocketed by 200% last night, rare fish market is dead anyways

Removed Chelsea from his bio Going to Barcelona? Inter?

@leGrandMagnifiq @Thr0wawayMMA @eskibaver @FutSheriff Yah that’s the point. People out here trying to flex teams even though they already made their bed. If he wanted improvements he’d invest in rare fish market & acquire a rich uncle to have 20M coin balance minimum

@Thr0wawayMMA @eskibaver @FutSheriff he has 90k not 90 mil

@eskibaver @FutSheriff Flashback Varane

@FutSheriff Any suggestion guys?

This one means more to me than anything. ❤️

@MyNameIsByf @Rayxur6 @SirDimetrious @myelingames You’d be the number one pick for announcer though

@Rayxur6 @SirDimetrious @myelingames I am down lol

If you could pick a boxing matchup between any two destiny content creators, who would it be?

This is what a collapsing society looks like

@Fernand95888837 @jorgeiturralde If you win big and you lose big, you stay big either way

@jorgeiturralde Yea who cares but it should've been an easy win. #AustinFC is as bad as they are good.

Please don't make a drama / who cares about the OpenCup #AustinFC needs to win Saturday and get 3 wins in a row for the first time in their history

LMAO

@WeAreAustinTV Felipe and Jhojan lack chemistry, especially with each other. Kipp is making up for Kolmanic’ defensive work rates tho. But SAFC came to play. Their right side (2 & 22) were great in the first half

Thoughts on the first half? #austinfc #Verde

@entropos @JohnTerhune2 @MenInBlazers Tbh I was thinking financial fair play since that’s a footy issue lol

@theCoto @JohnTerhune2 @MenInBlazers Did you read the bit about fair play concerns and not understand it? Need someone to read it to you slowly?

What is Man City v Liverpool game American sports Analogy?