Daddy An Li SFW😎

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My dweeb ass lusting after that "DUDAMEL 1" striped blazer

@WayTooObscure I was dying at this scene. Can't believe it's still politically relevant now

@theDaddyAnLi This scene gets so much funnier as the years go by

Watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail for the first time in maybe 19y or so and laughed my ass off. How is it still so relevant now 50y later😵‍💫

RT @Daddy_AnLi: That's Daddy to you 🫡

RT @Daddy_AnLi: Walking the sissy right now 😌

@TheBitchEmpress I keep him around because obviously I am a big softie but man. I am still shocked at how little common sense these white collar bitches have even when I lay out basic logical protocols step by step, exhaustively, for a decade

@TheBitchEmpress "can be trained" tell that to my cleaning slave of 11y (number idiot) who has a white collar job, attended one of the best universities in the world, has been under meticulous high protocol that entire time, but still can't figure out how to clean my house 🙃

I am coming to the realization that a lot of people, especially people who provide “intellectual capital” for a living or who work mostly on a computer, do not possess fine motor skills or attuned visual/spatial awareness

8y sober today 🎂 Also broke my finger! You win some, you lose some

RT @Daddy_AnLi: Would you take 3h of whipping for me 🥰

@TheBitchEmpress Omg I love it

Truly incredible that my weird little anal retentive hobbies have become a respectable source of income for me. Grow up and get better hobbies??? As if !!

I love knowing that my shits are surprisingly large. It's the little (big) things, you know????