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@theDapperilla

i chose to be a gorilla for no reason instead of being myself.

24 he/him Katılım Mart 2012
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I didn't know about mascara, I thought girls just cried ink like squids.
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"yeah dad the job search is going great, I'm just doing a few courses that'll help me get a big raise"
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Being with a bisexual woman is such a compliment, she could've been with twice as many people and still she picked a jackass
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@carnation_me Absolutely ruined my day, never falling for anything low calorie again
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Shirataki noodles more like shit-ataki noodles
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Skyler Higley@skyler_higley·
zohrans wife was letting that shit fly no Tourettes or nothin damn
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Facebook marketplace coming in clutch. I’ve always wanted Saddam playing cards
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horse dentist@equine__dentist·
this is actually real as hell
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Honoured to have met a two time golden globe nominee @abbygov.
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Corporate Chaos is realizing the “urgent” project you lost sleep over wasn’t even opened by leadership
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french isn’t a real language
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*while gesturing at will to live*: I think we're done here
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i'm excited to announce i've reached my limit
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