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‘Gorilla Vapes Ltd’ in London is licensed to sponsor overseas workers via the ‘Skilled Worker Visa’ route. 🧵 2/3

Premier League champions, and within touching distance of European glory. A season we can be immensely proud of.

🇫🇷 GOL DEL ARSENAL, Y SE PUDRIÓ TODO EN LAS AFUERAS DEL PARQUE DE LOS PRÍNCIPES.

Just a reminder

Blue raspberry lemonade Kool-Aid pineapples with the berry blast waffles & Hot Cheeto wings 😤

This is what a city should look like.

King's College Hospital in London has opened a rooftop garden for critical care patients. Its first patient, a 29-year-old woman dependent on feeding tubes, said the outdoor space gave her 'a real boost to keep on going

This morning my racist 12-year-old daughter somehow created a Facebook account and posted “I don’t like when Jamal touches me down there.” Jamal is our black neighbour. I sat down in our hallway waiting for the thought police to show up. I knew exactly what to say to protect my reputation as a DEI thought leader. “I was introduced to my daughter by my wife. I drove her to school a couple of times. This was the extent of our interactions. I deeply regret my involvement with this individual.” I then disowned my daughter, took out a payday loan that I donated to the Muslim Brotherhood, and spent the rest of the day watching training videos for EU bureaucrats. Have a wonderful European weekend, Wolfgang

Since we hating on Europeans I just wanna add that I absolutely loathe the way British people say “pasta”

genuinely horrific and dystopian

essa garota sem querer gravou um dos vídeos mais raros da história