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The art of shit eating
Special article for the newbies into scat
I promised this a long time ago, and in many messages I’ve told several of you that one day I would talk about this topic, especially for those who wish to step into the art of eating shit. As always, I’ll speak honestly—without softening things, but also without trying to stir fear or doubt. This text is very long, but it was made for all beginners, and for those who have long wondered whether they truly have what it takes to become a real shit eater.
I’ll begin with an uncomfortable truth: what you see on the internet is not always a reflection of reality. Even if eating shit seems easy because you see so many content creators doing it, the truth is that many of us took a very long time to reach this point. What I want you to understand is that you should not try to imitate us, but instead follow your own instinct, develop your own abilities, build confidence, learn where your limits are, and recognize what it is that you enjoy about scat. I begin with this idea because porn has deeply damaged the way men perceive scat and sex in general, turning it into something that must be imitated.
The first time I tried to eat someone else’s shit was in 2016... ten years ago already. And I failed terribly. The same thing happened the second time, and the third…, and the fourth. Just feeling that strange taste on my tongue and recognizing that strong and invasive smell was enough to make my throat tighten and send my mind into shock. I don’t mind admitting it anymore: the truth is exactly that.
I tried swallow shit and failed, and many times I regretted it, felt ashamed of myself, thought I was doing it wrong, that I was disappointing my feeders. Wasn’t it supposed to be easy, just like I watched on Thisvid and Tumblr? But no. It was hard to discover that, at least in my case, becoming a true eater meant going through a whole odyssey for my palate, for my mind, for my limits...
To eat shit without vomiting, I had to accept that it is impossible for me if the feeder is someone I do not find physically attractive. Not everyone feels the same way. For many, eating scat is not connected to the feeder’s appearance, but to other aspects, such as extreme submission, filthiness or even humiliation.
For me, eating shit is a way of expressing a profound level of devotion toward my feeder. I love pleasing him, making him feel powerful, letting him have control over my body and my mind. But I can only feel this with a man who attracts me enough to make me willing to humiliate myself to that level.
Even so, when I speak of humiliation, I do not mean moral degradation or psychological violence, but rather becoming a slave to a desire that overwhelms me, and that desire is to serve the physical needs of a man and eat his waste because doing so makes me feel happy, while also pleasing me to know that only I can offer him such an intimate and secret service. I love to be the toilet for my man, because I know that everyone else will hate to do that.
If you are going to do something that undeniably demands a great deal of effort, then do it in the way that pleases you most—whether your only interest is eating shit simply because you love it, regardless of the benefactor; eating as a way of showing devotion to your feeder; or eating from someone whose physique you find hypnotic. You have to discover what drives you to eat. You must be honest with yourself, and understand what it is that you truly like about men turds.
Never lie to your feeder. From the very beginning, make it clear what it is that you wish to experience: eating, simply feeling the shit on your skin, touching it, briefly tasting it, holding the shit in your mouth... And you must understand that not everyone eats, and not everyone wants to feed. The foundation of this fetish lies in understanding your inner impulses—not in imitating what you see others do, nor in trying to satisfy someone else even it causes you pain, disgust, or guilt.
And now, the most important part, the one everyone was probably waiting for. Eating.
There are those who prefer to eat shit slowly, to chew it, mix it with their saliva, and let its entire flavor take over their mouth. Others prefer to swallow it as quickly as possible. You have to discover what pleases you more. And this is where you must be fully aware of what you want, and prepare yourself mentally from the very beginning for what you are about to do. Once the shit arrives, regret can turn the experience into a nightmare.
Getting used to the taste can take time. Some people train themselves by eating their own turds; for many, that is their way of entering the art of eating shit. In my case, this never worked. Very early on, I discovered that the flavor of my own shit is not my favorite, and I think this happens to many people, mainly because beyond the taste itself, what truly makes shit delicious is its origin: another man.
Even so, eating your own waste can be a way to familiarize yourself with its flavor, smell, and texture. That way, when you finally taste another man shit, you will already have some experience.
Start with a small piece. Keep it in your mouth for a while, do not spit it out immediately. Learn to recognize all of its qualities. Scat usually has a texture similar to clay, with a sandy, bitter, or sometimes sweet taste. And I think you will be relieved to know that shit does not taste the way it smells, even if that may be hard to believe. The smell you are familiar with comes from the vapors produced inside the gut and rectum while the shit is being “cooked”. Remember that it is waste material, and that creates gases that can carry a strong odor, but the taste of excrement is very different, sometimes it barely has any flavor at all. It all depends on your diet.
There is no way shit will ever taste like strawberries. I am sorry to disappoint you. Many people have asked me whether there is some way to make it taste better. Shit is shit. Accept it. Learning to tolerate its flavor is an acquired taste that takes time, and more than anything, it is mental.
But keep this in mind as well: even if shit is meant to taste like shit, an overwhelmingly foul taste and a smell beyond nauseating are bad signs. A metallic taste is a sign of blood. Rancid taste is a sign of illness. A sour, burning acidic taste is a sign of chemicals and possibly drugs. I would never eat something like that, not even if the feeder demanded it. Yes, many content creators can describe shit as nasty, but not in an awful meaning, and not because of flavor, we describe it nasty tied to the sexy filthiness of scat.
With that warning in mind, never forget that you cannot control the texture, the flavor, the smell, or the quantity your feeder delivers. That is not up to you. Sometimes it will be solid, sometimes liquid, sometimes somewhere in between. And no matter how much you try, you will never know how it will turn out until it finally comes out of the hole of your chef. Sorry man, if you like shit you have to accept the realities about shit.
To truly be able to eat it, you have to keep all of this in mind, it will make things easier for you. If you do it with fear or doubt, believe me, your brain and your throat will turn into enemies, and you simply will not be able to eat any turd. In another post I already spoke about the importance of mental health: stress makes everything harder, creates discomfort, disconnects you, destroys your pleasure. But I do not want to fill you with fear. I only want you to understand that both your mind and your body need to reach a point of harmony.
Ever since I accepted that I cannot control how the shit will come out of the hole of my feeder, I have been able to focus on other things that bring me a much greater level of pleasure. I love watching the butthole beneath the chair, knowing that it is the same view the toilet sees every time my man sits down to release his turds, in the intimacy of the restroom. The image of the hole laid bare is exciting: you can see everything from a unique angle, watch the door open and the cake slowly begin to emerge, pure, natural. And that view belongs only to you. You are the only witness.
When the hole opens, the first vapors escape: that special smell that signals the inevitable: your man is ready to give you everything of himself. Focus on that idea. Fall in love with what you see. Remind your mind how deeply you have longed to witness that moment.
Then open your mouth wide, very wide, bitch! Even if the smell unsettles you, keep it open. If you need to close your eyes, that is fine, but it is better if you watch what is about to emerge, if you accept your task and force yourself to fulfill it just as the toilet does every time your man sits down to take a poop. Touch your dick, your feeders legs, masturbate yourself slowly, keep your mind grounded in the here and now, do not let doubt threaten you. Keep your mouth open and receive your gift, you nasty pig. Wasn’t that what you desired so badly, toilet? Yes, you are a toilet and nothing more.
Now that the shit is inside your mouth, do what a good toilet would do: flush it.
Chew it if that is what pleases you. Command your throat to open. Open it as much as you can, and the shit will slide inside, and swallow.
If the turd is solid and very large, be careful. Do not swallow it whole or you could choke. Mix it between your tongue and your palate, let it soften.
If it is liquid, do not overthink it, just swallow.
If it is somewhere in between, savor it. Keep it inside your mouth for a while if you need to, if it pleases you, if it allows you to reach ecstasy.
But if the taste disgusts you too much, do not force yourself, do not hurt your throat. Perhaps you are not ready to swallow yet, but you have already taken a great step: you have had shit in your mouth for the first time, and now you know what you must do when you try again.
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