Gary Bears Superfan

A man of culture and impeccable taste. Thanks twitter user Backshot Flavored Vape ❤️‍🔥

@iate_thepizza Are they a fish?

My tennis friend told me his doubles partner does not play well outdoors, which is unfortunate because about 99.9% of tennis is played outdoors

Do you think dogs would have domesticated from wolves if they knew that thousands of years later, it would end with them being subjected to Bark in the Park during a 12-game losing streak at Citi Field?

@Debers16 “It just depends”

@theGarzanator What was the answer?

Someone just asked the which wich sandwich maker person “what is the best cheese?”

@iate_thepizza Depends on if the prices are airportinflationmaxxed or not

@theGarzanator is getting a haircut at the airport time maxxing, style mogging, or both?

@CobrastanGuy Somebody designed that

how many of you can say the same??

The Moby Dick fandom is dying. Retweet if you're a true Dickhead.

I don’t think the blue men from the blue man group are able to enter the kingdom of heaven. I could be wrong tho

This how you know you about to get five star service

Would’ve turned into the malice at the palace if I got a chili chili cheese double footlong dropped on my neck

@iate_thepizza You’re going to transcend

I went from drinking about 30 oz of coffee a day to drinking 50+ oz a day in like two weeks I’m going to die

I have questions for MrBeast.

everything was a fuckin game to this guy

@iate_thepizza Picture of bud dwyer?

Gun to your head what’s your favorite gun to your head tweet

@iate_thepizza This AND the Alamo?

Remember that time Chuck Berry violated the Mann act and that wasn’t half as bad as the other stuff he did (this is a question and a command)