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@theLastJedi

Crouching meerkat, sarcastic dragon, confused panda, socially awkward monkey - just to name a few kung fu styles I have mastered. You need me. Seriously!

Outer edge, Via Lactea Katılım Mart 2007
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Last Jedi@theLastJedi·
@GabbbarSingh maybe Kindle wants to sleep too. maybe that's why it ran away the last time.
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Gabbar@GabbbarSingh·
I lost my Kindle at an airport, my sleep suffered, then I bought it back, my sleep improved drastically. Kindle > Magnesium
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Last Jedi@theLastJedi·
@GabbbarSingh you have to forward his profile 33 times otherwise it'll bring bad luck.
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Don’t know what to feel about this
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Last Jedi@theLastJedi·
@GabbbarSingh you touched upon real pain here. longing on one hand, guilt on the other.. then there comes a time when you become starkly aware of their mortality. you try to block it from your mind but it lives deep within you. well done, man! that was great.
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Last Jedi@theLastJedi·
@GabbbarSingh and a Tata Nano for Romario Shepherd. if you put a block of wood in front of the wicket that will still score more runs than Romario
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Gabbar@GabbbarSingh·
Hardik Pandya will buy another Ferrari to commemorate this elimination.
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Gabbar@GabbbarSingh·
It’s Bhuvi day.
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Last Jedi@theLastJedi·
@GabbbarSingh Mamta Banerjee can score more runs than Romario Shepherd. anywhere
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Gabbar@GabbbarSingh·
Bumrah will get a Ferrari by Goenka Saab.
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Nirwa Mehta@nirwamehta·
દૃષ્ટિ ફરેબ ખાય છે માણેકચોકમાં બુદ્ધિએ છેતરાય છે માણેકચોકમાં. ખિસ્સામાં કઈ ના હોય તો વળજો ન એ તરફ, લાખોના સૌદા થાય છે માણેકચોકમાં. એ બાજુ જાઓ તો તમે સાંભળજો જરા, સોનુ સતત કસાય છે માણેકચોકમાં અત્યંત ખાનગી હશે જે વાત એ વિશે, જાહેરસભા ભરાય છે માણેકચોકમાં. કિલ્લાઓ ના કાંગરાઓથી ઉતરે છે સાંજ રાત્રી જવાન થાય છે માણેકચોકમાં. - Adil Mansuri
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Last Jedi@theLastJedi·
@GabbbarSingh if history teaches us anything, the chances of something like that happening are zero. an entire country (Pak) was created as a ghetto for purely radical reasons, a handful of zamindars and mullahs serving their own greed and using the common folk as fodder through ideology.
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Gabbar@GabbbarSingh·
Indian Muslims should avoid being ghettoised into voting blocks, and give their support en-masse to any charlatan corrupt party which claims to defeat BJP. This will polarise further, harm your own interests.
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Last Jedi@theLastJedi·
I'm watching the world final at the moment, my heart breaks when I realise I'll never hear John Virgo's voice over the telly anymore. he transcended the game. I'll never enjoy it as much as I did before. once again, #RIP
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Gabbar@GabbbarSingh·
Western countries acquired land, cut trees & industrialised before the climate activists were born. Now when it’s India’s turn to build infrastructure, these guys have woken up. LOL
Shruti Dhore@ShrutiDhore

To Understand #TheGreatNicobarProject, watch Kunal Kamra's 22-minute video, "GoodBye Nicobar." The Great Nicobar Project will destroy not just 850,000 trees, but approximately 10 million. The government's sole aim is to benefit Adani.

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Gabbar@GabbbarSingh·
Heart attack hi aa gaya. But super stuff
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Gabbar@GabbbarSingh·
Anything new and good to watch on TV?
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Last Jedi@theLastJedi·
@GabbbarSingh or an establishment owned by Baba Ramdev on the Delhi Haridwar highway
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Gabbar@GabbbarSingh·
Smriti Mandhana’s house looks like a private engineering college on the Lucknow Kanpur highway owned by a politician
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Gabbar@GabbbarSingh·
If Himanta Sarma wins he won’t order a box of Laddus, he will order a box of ____
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Last Jedi@theLastJedi·
@GabbbarSingh his talent is undeniable. he can hammer any bowler. I just hope - for his sake - he doesn't get caught in his own hype. every *single* ball doesn't need to be hit for a six.
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Gabbar@GabbbarSingh·
Sooryavanshi is invincible. His bat is a whip, and he disciplines every top bowler in the world with it.
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Last Jedi@theLastJedi·
@GabbbarSingh I can't understand why Riyaan Parag doesn't advertise for Paan Parag. alongside Gul Panag
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Gabbar@GabbbarSingh·
Someone pls start a donation drive so that Riyaan parag can get his beard shaped.
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Last Jedi@theLastJedi·
@GabbbarSingh 13-6 lowest ever power play score in the history of IPL. and this team made 264 last match. bizarre!
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Gabbar@GabbbarSingh·
Delhi are 8-6. Today there is a PSL vs IPL match.
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Gabbar@GabbbarSingh·
Delhi walas were slightly interested in their IPL team till the time they were called Daredevils. Since the renaming, they just behave like the cow belt and support any team which has their fav players.
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