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Dolapo
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Dolapo
@theMFTC
Wandering Stranger | Husband and Dad | QHSE & Sustainability
Nigeria Katılım Ocak 2019
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Someone used this today, capturing everyone’s attention, and I recognized it immediately.
What made it sweeter was the person’s very good command of the English language.
Everyone paid rapt attention and gave him his onions. I smiled all through, remembering this tweet.
Sir J (J9)@SirJarus
5. Repeat the last thing the engineer said, but very very slowly Make a mental note of the engineer in the room. He’ll be quiet throughout most of the meeting, but when his moment comes everything out of his mouth will spring from a place of unknowable brilliance. After he utters these words, chime in with, “Let me just repeat that,” and repeat exactly what he just said, but very, very slowly. Now, his brilliance has been transferred to you. People will look back on the meeting and mistakenly attribute the intelligent statement to you.
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One if my contributions to the society is that I mute people who are not presenting or talking on teams meeting.
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@alabbaad_X One of my guys used to say Yola is just 5km from the Sun and I agree.
I enjoyed being in AGGA Mosque, Jimeta by the way. I had a friend there I used to go visit.
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There's this mosque in Yola that has 6 AC units and 4 ceiling fans.
No! It's not a big mosque.
But during the day, when all fans and AC units are working, you'll break small sweat in the mosque.
I was in Maiduguri and wondered which of the Maiduguri is close to hell fire.
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@beloved2837 I had a short clip of these verses, haha! Let me check if I can find it.
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@theMFTC @beloved2837 Like, "I like what you said but I hate you" 😂
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The reason why Halima Fajr blocked me (and I did qisas) till date is because I spoke up against something like this btw. Too many women, including the seemingly religious ones, on here have normalized unnecessarily rude stuff like this and similar, like being broke, absolutely unprovoked, and then cry when men do it to them. And no, it’s not the same as stating preference.
It’s peak.
littleladyintech__👩💻@MaryamAbiola11
As a man, why would you be short?
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@beloved2837 That girl blocked me and once when I was trending for the right reason, she unblocked me, praised me and shortly after, blocked me again. Bipolar being 😂
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@Wizarab10 The question should be Pogba not Sterling. Sterling is better than a lot of people on this list.
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What is Sterling doing there?
LiveScore@livescore
An entire Premier League era is coming to an end 💔🐐
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@JokombaJibreel Last paragraph. I had a terrible experience about three weeks ago.
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Sometime last year, I boarded a commercial bike and told the rider I was headed to Sector F central mosque. In that axis, the mosque is almost a landmark of orientation, hardly a rider operates there without knowing it.
I asked for the fare. He replied, “300.” I said “No, it’s 400” if he had said 1000 naira, I would still beat it down to 400 naira. Then I said “ Shè you no sabi Sector F mosque ni?” To my astonishment, he said he didn’t. That alone was enough to arrest my curiosity that an unfamiliar rider in such a familiar terrain.
As we journeyed, I initiated the conversation on how come he doesn’t know a whole sector F mosque. He mentioned he had only recently arrived in Abuja. Then he mentioned exactly what you said. They migrate down south and other strategic urban centres, taking up modest and menial jobs, then return home once the farming season calls them back.
If you ask me, I’d say, that’s a kind of unadvertised nobility. Men who refuse idleness, who pursue lawful earnings even when it demands displacement, discomfort and anonymity. That’s honour in its most unpretentious form.
The problem I use to have with them is that, majority of them will never tell you they don’t know your destination 😂, they just call price and pick you up, if you like talk, if you like don’t talk. If you don’t equally know your destination, you are in big trouble 😂
Engr Yasir MNSE 🏗@oil_shaeikh
Well most of them come down south after the farming season to do menial jobs, it’s not their main jobs, that’s why you’ll see your bikemen, security and others going home seasonally and someone coming to relieve them! Stop looking down on them, they’re mostly farmers back home.
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@nsemeke33 Resumption is 9am, I’m here at 8:30am at the latest and no one asks questions.
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“If he’s good enough for you, he’s good enough for me. If he scores another few, then I’ll be Muslim too.
If he’s good enough for you, he’s good enough for me, sitting in the mosque, that’s where I wanna be.
Mo Salalalalah, Mo Salalalalah!”
Impact, ya habeeby!
ẓ̌ķ@zk_sim_
Salah had scousers singing they wanna be Muslim too una
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is there a connection between poor handwriting and poor manners? 😑
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@Omh_Safety The questions are the same. By the 5th attempt, you’ll probably know all the questions off by heart.
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Today 74.04% scored. In IRCA’s grading philosophy, this sits in the “Pass — Borderline Competent” band, not yet at the “Proficient” level expected of a practising Lead Auditor.
2/99
FolarinOH@Omh_Safety
First attempt at this certification examination practice test, I scored 70.61% yet I barely scaled through — technically not a stellar performance. There’s more room for clause 10.3😁 (1/99).
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Your wife - 28 years old
Your wife’s elder brother: 32 years old
You: 37 years old.
As a proper Yoruba man, will you use ‘E’ for your wife’s brother?
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@JokombaJibreel @Adeshamsu Habeeb used to name his devices until recently. You wanna pick it up the habit again @HAKSOAT?
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I’m naming him “Murqil” ❤️
One of the long forgotten sunnah of the prophet is naming your items. You can name your Jalabia “Shakabula”, your pets too etc.
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E yea.
He was denied entry to paradise. Unfortunately, the only option left is hellfire.
Sorry to your friend.
Ayilola of Nigeria /Laptop Guy 🩺 🇳🇬 🇬🇧🇺🇸@silverpenydr
I received some very bad news not long ago. A friend was travelling from the UK to the US, and at the point of entry, immigration officers flagged a post he had reposted on X during the tensions between Iran and the United States. As a result, he was denied entry into the country. He says he didn’t even check the post before resharing it. My advice: I’m not saying you shouldn’t repost content, but always make sure you understand what you’re sharing before you do.
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