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@CasualMMA If this was a UFC card people would say it’s cheeks

This is better than every UFC card since UFC 300

Sasha went off on the UFC London card! That now brings him to a (1-2) record but more importantly his total profit on the show jumps from negative all the way up to +2.04 units in the green. #ufcseattle #ufclondon #ufc

Thank goodness Marc Goddard's atrocious point deduction didn't get in the way of the better fighter winning.. Super biased commentary as well. GIVE MOVSAR HIS TITILE SHOT! $ #UFCLondon

Profit Pit Episode #5 airs tonight at 8pm est on YouTube which will be its weekly scheduled time moving forward. We got a stacked episode coming your way as we preview the UFC London card! #UFCLondon

Opening odds leaked by for freshly announced match for Nate Diaz and Mike Perry. Where would your money be going as the line is? 👇🏼 #rouseycarano #ufc #mma #mikeperry #natediaz

@CagePicksAI Are you able to come on camera and talk? lmao

@theMMAteller Our model is ready for any man versus machine battle

KO MOE defeats StoutNOut by over 1 unit. StoutNOut loses over 1 unit in the process of taking the L. KO MOE has locked up another opportunity to come on and face Doug as long as he fixes his internet connection. 😂 #ufcvegas114 #ufclondon #ufc #mma #ufcpicks

@kylekirms We will take it!! 🤣

USA!... that was ball 4 tho right?

@MLFootball Hahahah!!! Yall thought you could beat the USA????!!!

🚨🚨THIS IS ONE OF THE WORST CALLS IN BASEBALL HISTORY🚨🚨 THE UMP IN THE WORLD BASEBALL CLASSIC JUST SCREWED OVER THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC TEAM. This was clearly a ball — Way below the strike zone. Oh my goodness. The DR got robbed. 😳😳😳

How fire is this tat??!!! #UFCvegas114 #ufc

@fitefeed @BedtimeMMA @TruthfulUfcFan @leftlanemma @JakeGerberMMA If any of these boys are looking to come compete on the Profit Pit let me know!!

PICK TRACKER UPDATE 5 is LIVE! youtu.be/qzOMQsGpPHY?si… Rankings Update: 1. @BedtimeMMA 2. @TruthfulUfcFan & @leftlanemma 3. @JakeGerberMMA & @theMMAteller Stay tuned for Update 6 for UFC 326 results🫡

@TheLadderBoyz @JohnnyKpicks @leftlanemma @KingOfCrackdown If any of these boys are looking to come on the Profit Pit and compete let me know!!

#UFC326 #UFC Results Huge shoutout to @JohnnyKpicks for running the table at 10/12! We, @leftlanemma & @KingOfCrackdown fought to a gritty 8/12. @theMMAteller grinded out 7/12.

The Golden Goose does it again as he remains undefeated defeating BetSam. Both contestants were in the negative for the card but Doug does enough to remain unbeaten. Who can stop Doug? #ufc326 #ufc #mma #ufcwhitehouse

LIVE tonight at 9:30 pm est on YouTube we got a 1V1 between Doug and Sam. Doug will be coming in straight from the Press Conference. Doug remains undefeated at 2-0 having profited in both matches and Sam makes his debut. #ufc326 #ufc #mma #maxholloway #charlesolivera

Profit Pit will be live Thursday night roughly 9pm est. I got a new respected guest coming on for a 1V1 matchup against the undefeated Doug from Sports Illustrated. Doug will be in attendance at the UFC 326 press conference right before joining the show. Don’t miss it! #UFC326

@TheLadderBoyz @leftlanemma @KingOfCrackdown @JohnnyKpicks Bunes won that should have had 9 lol

#UFCMexico #UFC Results Big props to @leftlanemma for owning the board with a stellar 11/13! 🔥 We & @KingOfCrackdown stayed locked in right behind at 10/13. @JohnnyKpicks dropped a decent 9/13. @theMMAteller grinded out a fair 8/13.

I was one of the only ones I saw to pick Bunes to defeat Chairez and for the record my bet which was a significant was for the fight to go the distance BUT THAT WAS A HORRIBLE DECISION! BUNES CLEARLY WON ROUND 1 AND 2. MORE HOME COOKING FOR MEXICAN FIGHTERS DOWN THERE #UFCMexico

Jose Medina solidifies his spot on the Mt. Rushmore of worst ever UFC careers as he sits along side Cody Brundage who fights next week at UFC 326, Jerome Rivera and CM Punk. Honorable mention to Mike Jackson. #UFCMexico

Uncle Dana just said that he will be announcing the UFC White House card this weekend!

@PoupartNFL What are we even talking about here? People love to talk about athletic traits but are scared to talk about what's between the ears. Call it for what it is AR has the same mental capacity as Tom Brady's big toe....NO!

Dolphins fans, how do we feel about the idea of trading for Anthony Richardson?