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Thinking hard about getting an ADHD diagnosis so that I can say "I put the addy in daddy"

House is a low-/ entropy genre

Dua lipa is a fraud

Please, make sure you fill out the form appropriately. Let me know if you have any questions. Thank you. #ClipperNation #NBAonTNT

New loofa might as well be steel wool 😟 #owie

Everyone depends on the USPS. Seniors for their Social Security, veterans for their prescriptions, small businesses trying to keep their doors open. They can't be collateral damage for an administration more concerned with suppressing the vote than suppressing a virus.

.@jonathanvswan: “Oh, you’re doing death as a proportion of cases. I’m talking about death as a proportion of population. That’s where the U.S. is really bad. Much worse than South Korea, Germany, etc.” @realdonaldtrump: “You can’t do that.” Swan: “Why can’t I do that?”

"you guys are probably married and worried about the kids at home smoking caffeine cigarettes" - the homeless dude at the bar when we told him we didn't want to talk rn

Dear NBA management, now and until play is back gig, 8 well edited VintageDawkins style videos a night, we got all the footage, you just have to sign us up. let's do it for the culture 😷👀

Whoever invented almond extract did a great job

Probably the coolest part about dive bars is watching the dude who put limp Bizkit on the jukebox headbang

@turbospaz 😉

yerba latte

New jersey leak 😮 (via @EtienneCatalan)

"I just want to vacuum cats"

@itshydraulix @kel_seyyy teehee

Nobody: Me at a rave: that transition sucked

It's too dang hot for the end of October 🥵🥵🥵

when people tell me i'm just riding the country music wave...

"It's a make or miss league baybeeeee!" —Kawhi 😂

GOD⚡️PEED

When did we decide 200mg was an acceptable standard for the size of caffeine pills? I have 3 cups of coffee a day and my blood is mostly red bull and even that couldn't prepare me for the #experience that is metabolizing 200mg all at once