Andy Messer

@twojohnspodcast fair enough - no apres' ride glasses on the bike, just script wayfarer style sunglasses. And I believe Alexei did the same as the Professor!

@the_Mexler I’ve seen him in the prescription shades, but not clear lenses. You? I thought of another one too. I think Alexi Grewal used to race with round wire rimmed glasses.

Name a pro cyclist, other than Jan Raas and Laurent Fignon, who wore/wears prescription glasses (not sunglasses) while racing. Ready, go…

@closethedoor took me ~10 days to adjust in Indonesia. 14 day trip so I had 4 days of not hammered dogshit, then another 10 days to readjust. S'ok tho, 24 hours of continuous travel to return.

Meant to go running yesterday in Singapore. Back to room to change and take a quick nap at 2pm. Woke up at 10.

@iowahawkblog Stack race tachometer... 0-4000 rpm shoved together because why waste the real estate!

Post your favorite knobs, dials, switches, and gauges

Today’s find of stuff I forgot I had. I love Alzheimer Christmas

@closethedoor you're probably not really asking for help but with the various communications protocol changes over the years your best bet is a $30 MyQ smart hub adapter (and you can use your phone!). My 04 Land Rover's Homelink was also tango uniform before that

I'll pay one million bits of coin to anyone who can successfully program the homelink garage remote in a 99 Merc SL500 on a rolling code opener.

@closethedoor not your fault then, obvi.

Also, I bought an ultrasonic washer from @1K2GOSPORTS many years ago and just realized it tonight. Didn't come with a warning label, FYI.

@MrKatieCompton @KatieFnCompton heat shrink over the bearing bore lands to reduce pedal/cleat wobble

This was one if my favorite bike builds for @KatieFnCompton Anyone remember what customization I did on the pedals? Last question, what year was this bike build?

@closethedoor starch, Jer. Starch.

Over under on Jerry ironing his jeans with creases in the front

@ryanhubbs let's not gloss over the 'I voted' buttons kimosabe

Getting the covid vaccine is the new CrossFit You absolutely have to tell everyone about it

@closethedoor I only made it to those sicknasty wheels 😕

@the_Mexler Thanks! Did you see his fancy bike??

Don't worry, @closethedoor. I told your son you said hi today at a cross race. Cuz I know you care.

Cyclocran-Remo

.@closethedoor once they get a job where they see 'kids these days' act more lazy than they ever did. This simultaneously turns them into grumpy old men, but the father-son bonding goes through the roof!

Old man power is great and all, but when does fucking old man work ethic kick in? Asking for a dad of 2 lazy sons.

@JerryDunleavy most will get over Covid, no one ever really gets over being short

At least very short people (every man under 6 feet tall) have one less thing to worry about.

@brienfields not too shabby!

One for #DavesCarIDService: seen on a bicycle ride in Oolitic, IN. chop-in-progress and perhaps channeled. I'll guess late 40s Ford or Mercury but that's a WAG at best.

@MrKatieCompton nut huggers

Suns out quads out.

@trackingteton I can only assume you will end up with a similar cut to when you were young and 'took matters into your own hands.'

#coronacut is on!

@twojohnspodcast count me in!

We will (attempt) to record a call-in/Skype-in podcast tomorrow evening, March 26 at 8pm EST. More details about how to participate coming soon. #podcastinplace

@adamcarolla wasn't Ernest Lee Bigot's Auntie Semite married to Uncle Cracker?