jertrude

UNRESTRAINED SUMMER FUN [HUNDREDS OF ROACHES EMERGE FROM MY MOUTH]

It's so funny to be like "alright guys no more Zoloft" while you're pumping gas to $300/gallon and there's 7 jobs left

Gonna be Big Sleepy at the Big Sold Out Function tonight

art of joy 'god please forgive me.'

THIS THURS DAY

Timeless

@sugarcvlt LLLMMMMAOOOOOO

I can’t believe they made a side table specifically for me

@Llivia1990 You’re 100% correct

I want to get ahead of this new, damning information about me, and I'm so sorry in advance. I don't want to offend or disappoint anyone, but I know this controversy will make some of you really upset with me. I did not enjoy white monster. I tried it twice and it's not for me.

@DASBUNKER Complex?

My not so secret lore is I once owned one of the most influential small music venues in LA.

My secret lore is I played laser tag with Trent.

@ChiggityChives DUDE i straight up don’t understand the current wave of not wanting to explore genres of music/media on your own. It trips me the fuck up

why am i getting so many dumb anti-LA tweets on here

a man i dont know trying to neg me into playing h0gwarts leg*cy is such a wild thing to experience

@MUSEUMOFTERROR You’re definitely right!! I can put away seven drinks if I go out, but it’s definitely binge drinking.

7 drinks is a lot sorry if that makes you mad??? If I come home and smoke 7 blunts after work is that not also a lot???? It's literally fine that it's a lot but you're also not gonna convince me that it isn't

But California is sooo expensive Bro the weather is perfect and the michelin rated burrito spot is playing daft punk and tears for fears. Literally no better place on earth.

I GOT THE JOB!!!!

had a 2nd interview at a spot with a normal schedule god i hope i get the job 😭