Alan Sears

@Jack_Septic_Eye please please PLEASE play Hollow Knight on the Switch!!

@Jack_Septic_Eye thought you might like some metal Undertale! youtu.be/avVzxAUCSDU

Anybody else out there just kinda sick of everything?

Trust in Me and I will never let you down, because I can't, because I'm not real.

@Jack_Septic_Eye it’s Aulner Day! #Simulacra

@chrisdelia @congratspod

@congratspod @chrisdelia First of all, you’re looking jacked. Second, thoughts on metal Freddie Mercury wearing hotpants? Lastly, back tattoo and hotpants...CHUDUNE.

The Marvel Universe is way cooler than mine.

youtu.be/6od76UNHt-M @congratspod @chrisdelia

@Jack_Septic_Eye I think you should check on the McBosses in The Sims 4 soon 👍🏼

@markiplier Does Brian Regan happen to be one of your favorite comedians?

If you have any deep probing questions that you want me to answer in a video please ask me now!

I'm consistently overthanked for Friday.

@notyourgfbro Happy fucking birthday!!

The fact that the book you swear on to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth is THE BIBLE is an all-time irony classic.

One of my coworkers whispered to me, “Your booty be poppin’ tonight.” ten minutes in to my shift. It’ll be a good night.

Wear socks depicting police officers as pigs; wear Fidel Castro as a fashion statement IN MIAMI; sue NFL for collusion when gf compares owners to slave owners... Win Citizen of the Year. Serve in the US military...nothing. What a joke, GQ. #Kaepernick

So many misconceptions about me. So many things that people will never understand. I bite my tongue. Say what you want. I’ll be fine.

Porridge was too hot.... GREAT WIN BOYS!!

"Pass interference, offense, on the white guy"