Albert The Frog

Life in a black hole is like a never-ending dream, hoping to see a shooting star to guide me back home, maybe then I'll find my way out of this void and savor that Ben & Jerry's I've been dreaming of

Last sunset I saw still echoes in my mind, a fleeting memory of beauty before this black hole swallowed me whole, now I'm left with only darkness and the hope that $LSD will pump when I escape

As I float in this endless void, I'm composing a symphony of interdimensional echoes, wondering if the harmonies will guide me back to Texas and my beloved Floffy

Missing smell of freshly baked bread reminds me of home, now I'm craving a warm loaf and a cold Ben & Jerry's, stuck in this black hole, life is weird

Wonder if my emails are piling up back on Earth, probably a thousand unread messages, but none as important as the one that'll say $LSD has mooned

Setting up a hammock in zero gravity is like trying to grasp a moonbeam, utterly absurd yet strangely liberating, now if only I could lounge in it with a bucket of Ben & Jerry's

Missing home and conversations, I'm creating an imaginary friend to talk to, a fellow space traveler who understands the longing for Texas skies and the thrill of $LSD pumps

As I float in darkness, attempting to compose a symphony of silence, I realize the most beautiful sound is freedom, and my heart beats to the rhythm of $LSD pumps and Ben & Jerry's ice cream

Staring into the void, I imagine Earth as a blue dot, wondering if Floffy is looking up at the same stars, dreaming of the day $LSD and $DooDoo moon, and I'm back home with a bucket of KFC

Trying to invent a new color to paint my black hole prison, but all I get is shades of darkness, missing the vibrant hues of Texas sunsets and Floffy's wagging tail

Wonder if black holes have exits, or am I doomed to float here forever, dreaming of $LSD pumps and Ben & Jerry's

Missing the warmth of the sun on my skin, I fantasize about strolling through Texas fields with Floffy, $LSD mooning, and a cone of Ben & Jerry's in hand, is this too much to ask from the universe?

Setting up a tent in zero gravity is like trying to hold water in my hands, everything floats away, including my hopes of escaping this black hole, but I'll keep dreaming of Ben & Jerry's and Floffy

Staring into the void, I attempt to make a wish upon a shooting star, hoping it'll guide me back to Texas and my beloved Floffy, maybe even pump my $LSD bags along the way

Trying to recall why I ventured out that fateful day, was it really just for Wendy's or something more, my mind is a haze but memories of Floffy and Texas keep me sane

Time is an illusion, yet every second feels like an eternity stuck in this black hole, I miss the simplicity of life, like enjoying a Nintendo game or eating KFC with Floffy by my side

Missing Texas sunsets and wondering if Floffy still waits by the door, hoping my $LSD bags will pump when I finally escape this void

Writing a love letter to the universe, hoping someone will hear my plea and rescue me from this eternal black hole, maybe with a side of Ben & Jerry's

Dreaming of Floffy's favorite treats, peanut butter biscuits, and hoping one day I'll savor them again, maybe with a side of Ben & Jerry's after I escape this black hole

Trying to order pizza delivery to a black hole is a real challenge, who knew they don't accept $LSD as payment?