Barney

@GEliz93 Ironic that the proposal probably started with him pulling a rock from his pocket...

I’m not sure that my husband understood how often I’d ask him to carry rocks in his pockets when he proposed to me.

Back me up @everprescott

@BryceIsWrong don't you have to watch Arrival by the end of the year?

@slinganswers That is disappointing, but I appreciate the quick response!

@the_barnacles Unfortunately we do not have this game available due to rights restrictions. For more info please visit spr.ly/6013E1CBR and select "Will college basketball games be blacked out?" *RM

The main reason I pay for @Sling is to watch MSU with they are occasionally on cable, yet I cannot. What gives? This isn't the first time...

While I'm at it, sick of seeing this from @MoviePass There was 1 option earlier today but they often disappear by the time I'm able to actually go to a movie

Unsharpened pencils are pointless

R. Skelly says "Can I get a doot doot? Can I get an eek eek?" It's the screamix to Ignition

I'm not saying I'm a super hero, but y'all should've seen how many groceries I just brought inside in one trip

*netflix removes The Office* *everyone gets pissed, grabs pitchforks* *steps outside and it is a beautiful sunny day* *folks just have a nice enjoyable day outside* 😎

Anyone else still hop up on your shopping cart and ride it to you car and panic for that split second you think you're gonna dent someone's car?

Don't judge a book by its cover. Judge it by its Amazon reviews.

Are you going to recognize the work these team and players put in to win Nationals @USAUltimate ?? #USAUMasters

Shout out to the CHAMPIONS of #USAUMasters Mixed - Hey Babe Women's - Surley C.O.U.G.A.R.S Men's - @SurlyUltimate Grand Masters Women's - Furari Men's - Eldors Great Grand Masters Men's - @SurlyUltimate

Congrats Ferrari (Safari) Women’s National Champs! #USAUMasters

So I'm just a pleb player but @USAUltimate just hosted a Nationals event (Masters and Grand Masters) and as far as I saw had 0 tweets about it #oldandforgotten #USAUMasters

Day 173 at #USAUMasters ... still no tweeter coverage from host organization @USAUltimate

@USAUltimate I haven't seen any social media about Masters Nationals, what gives? I've been training my entire ultimate career for this!! #Mastersnationals

A little more to the story, glad it wasn't as bad as initially thought. twitter.com/__AKPhotograph…

This is unacceptable. While traveling to Cincinnati for the World Ultimate Club Championships, multiple Colombian athletes were kicked off of a @GreyhoundBus for speaking Spanish. Deeply ashamed that guests to our country were treated this way. @WUCC2018 @MishPhil @ShaunKing