the_bat_turtle
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@Arc_5O9 Not even Geoff is crazy or woke enough to give a 3 hour walking sim Goty.
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@TW0HEADEDBEAST 20 hours is pretty long for a singleplayer campaign, what the hell is this guy bitching about? Pragmata was about half that
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@harr35904358 @TheStarElite @momiji_doa World’s lowest bar and I expect them to somehow trip over it
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@TheStarElite @momiji_doa All she has to do is not do the worst possible thing at all times to beat Spencer
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Huge upgrade and extremely rare to see a corpo do this. Now if they dump that DEI shit they might truly get somewhere.
Pubity@pubity
Xbox has revealed their new bright green logo, ditching the old minimalist one.
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@TW0HEADEDBEAST I don’t even get what point they’re trying to make? Yeah the console that has a smaller userbase isn’t selling more copies than the PS5, what a shock. Console war bullshit is so tiresome
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you posted a graph slowly going up the entire time lmao
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@Dexerto Helldivers 2 Sales On Xbox Fell Through The Floor After Its First Week On Series X|S
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@LumpyTheCook Devs need to stop trying to one up eachother on map size because it more often than not makes the world a slog to get through. Mankind Divided has one of the best open worlds imo because Prague is so dense, there's stuff everywhere to find and explore.
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Pure anti-hype. Open world games are better when they’re smaller and sleeker and more compact. Making them “bigger” means making them emptier and worse.
KAMI@Okami13_
Crimson Desert's open world is at least 2x the size of Skyrim and larger than RDR2 • Crafting system for weapons and equipment • Player housing • Aerial Abyss is a set of sky islands that feature different puzzles and rewards • Aerial Abyss is "very important to the game" • No romances 💔 • Interact with the world to update your codex • Choose the type of character you want to play • Coming March 19th, 2026 (via @NewGameShowcase)
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@Cvit_ I’m not sure if you’ve played it yet but Wo Long’s system is pretty interesting. Constantly ping ponging between high and low (and even negative) meter as you build it with parries and attacks and burn it on your specials and spells. Plus the unique mechanics per weapon
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I think Stranger of Paradise has my favorite approach to souls stamina when the game has more combat complexity beyond 3 hit combo. Basic combo doesn’t use stamina/meter but special moves/arts does. Just makes the fast paced combat way more fun. Would love if khazan did this
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@Cvit_ I felt the same way when I was playing jedi survivor, great game but the souls elements didn’t really add anything to the experience. The soulsification of action games is really starting to bore me now, especially after going back and playing a bunch of older ps2 titles
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God i have become so bored of the souls formula. I think elden ring well and truly squeezed every last drop of enjoyment i can get out of it. Its a shame because there are so many cool ones that keep coming out and i just keep wishing it didn't have a lot of the genre hallmarks
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@Akumabat Origins looks fantastic, imo it’s the best looking AC game. Might just be my bias for the setting but Egypt is the prettiest map they’ve ever made
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I remember I got to this part knowing absolutely nothing about FF so I was like
"What the fuck am I looking at?"
Seal Examines Games@TheTrueSealYT
Shadows x Atack on Titan collab made me appreciate how good AC crossovers used to be. For instance, AC Origins x FFXV event was incredibly controversial back in the day, but looking back at it now, the reward, cutscenes, animations, and voice acting all feel amazing...
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@Akumabat Altair had the same face model as desmond too iirc, though it's been a while since I replayed 1 so I might be wrong on that
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Tbf early Desmond was just Ezio's face lol
codename unknown autistic girl@SUPERBLOWFLY
does the animus turn you unc what was up with that
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@00w011 @Lorgarwasright Why wouldn’t they? Just because they have a preference for bikes, speeders, and the like doesn’t mean they don’t use terminators and dreads like other chapters.
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@JoeLongBalls The pax ones are pretty nice imo, not a huge fan of the random orange stripes on the nato ones
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all the class assignment unlock skins are like almost good but will have some dumbass color detail that I dislike
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@JoeLongBalls It gets worse, one of them is for 30 revives in a match of squad deathmatch. The gamemode where everyone instantly respawns so nobody waits for a revive. I feel like the challenges were made by monkeys on typewriters or some shit
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THEY'RE CALLING IT QUITE POSSIBLY THE WORST GAMETYPE TO PUT A SKIN I WANTED BEHIND
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@WalPerMott @DocStrangelove2 The TTK is pretty fast in BF6, most weapons hover around 250ms up close, weapons like the M4 and 3 shot carbines are 200ms and below. BF4 weapons usually hovered around 350ms TTK iirc so 6 is quite a bit faster
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@DocStrangelove2 The issue I'm still seeing is that it looks like most guns are water guns in terms of damage. I understand that a fast TTK would nuke the game but sometimes I'll see a clip and it's like "nah, I'd chimp out with him"
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If there was ever an individual "Go Back to COD" ever applied to, it's this guy.l
CoD Clipped@CoDClipped
Swagg on reloading being too slow in Battlefield: “Am I tweaking? The reloads are taking so long!” 🗣️
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@LavenderGhast Just give us Maccabians or Catachans or literally anything besides Cadians and Krieg for the 8 trillionth time
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Being a fan of any other guard regiment outside of Cadians and Krieg.
Blair.@urstrulyBlair
Whats harder than this?
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As usual in Unreal Engine 5 games, Reflections and Global Illumination (Lighting Quality) are the first settings you should lower for better performance.
And the game’s performance is underwhelming, it should be running much better given its visuals.
#Borderlands4
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@MF_Techs @DocStrangelove2 I know one case where that happened, not in the US though. Australian prime minister Harold Holt went for a swim at a beach one day and just disappeared. Never seen again and they never found a body
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@DocStrangelove2 How strange would it have been if he hadn't though? Nothing to indicate foul play our president just wandered off one day and didn't come back
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Twitter thinking Trumps dead just for him to show up for golf this morning
GIF
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@Skyclad_Weeb @TW0HEADEDBEAST Sekiro and AC6 used american VAs rather than theatre actors for the english dubs. Not sure off the top of my head for the older AC games
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@TW0HEADEDBEAST and don't forget fromsoft, pretty much all their VA's (in fantasy series at least idk about the Armoured Core VA's) are theatre actors or have some background in theatre
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the xenoblade chronicles vas were stage actors
mostly from the same Shakespearean company actually
same with Duke in Payday 2
and lots of UK area vas
might be onto something
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