Bladderfish

Today sure is a nice day for swimming and- oh, wait. what's that? (Bladderfish has joined Subnautica parody Twitter)

@GreatJaw_ SO PEAK

what if instead of the great jaw I was the Trans Jaw and instead of releasing acid I released estrogen

@Yippie_Cr3ature You too, huh?

Are you FUCKING kidding me

@Altera_Corp you need to get control of your vehicles. One of them is currently attempting to DRINK ME through my direct messages. I DEMAND reparations for emotional distress

@tetobrine come to my Safe Shallows

GOD I LOVE SUBNAUTICA GIMMICK TWITTER THIS IS THE MOST FUN IVE HAD SINCE GHE VALENTINA GIMMICK ACCOUNT

@GlowinAndWhalin I. I don't think that I want to. I'd rather not.

@the_bladderfish of course you are not food, but if you could please gather at least 49 others of your kind then that could work

STOP ASKING TO DRINK/EAT ME. I AM NOT FOOD OR A DRINK. I AM BUT A SIMPLE BLADDERFISH, PLEASE, HAVE MERCY ON ME

@BipolarDuckie I found Mercury Ore on here earlier, man

@the_bladderfish that's not even the best one, there are literal rocks, like the sandstone outcrop 👏🏻😭

they're letting ANYONE on here

@MsBin117 Come to my Safe Shallows

MY WHOLE FUCKING FOR YOU PAGE IS SUBNAUTICA RP ACCOUNTS HELP?

The currents are kind of bumpy today, huh

@Mercury_Nautica First habitat builder, now mercury ore. This site is truly an intriguing place.

@the_bladderfish Could I though👀

@im_bouta_blow no i'm totally at the top of it trust

@the_bladderfish bottom of the food chain maybe

oh my god

@platform69701 // I'm getting close to twice the amount I have on my main, this is insane lol

//Yo wtf im at 115 followers on this silly aah account, thats like 4x what ive got on my main. Unreal

@PeriscopicClown Me

Tell me who you think would have the best chance to survive in a fight against me (level impossible)

@GrassyPlateaus floating my way there now

@the_bladderfish I know a beautiful place where you can peacefully float

Why do so many fellow fish want to be leviathan. I want to simply float along the current.

@waterwra1th YAY

@the_bladderfish NOT YOU

I hate you all

@HabitatBuilder1 i have no hands

@the_bladderfish Hi thats me have you built your base?

@TheYeetman77 come to my Safe Shallows

What the fuck is happening is Subnautica parody Twitter gang I have seen every creature on that planet, every creature from all three games, and like 2 that aren't even official Like holy hell SN2 came out and yall mfs exploded in numbers holyyy

@ShepGoesBlep hey.

Subnautica 2

@Adaptgng what do you expect me to do i have no hands

@the_bladderfish Help

maybe. I dont want to visit proteus. anymore.