Dave

@ChrisDarkAngel_ So nothing good happened after 2am

They say nothing good happens after 2am, but I just beat Leon’s campaign in RE2!

@ChrisDarkAngel_ Why

I sometimes listen to this before I go to bed. I will not be taking any questions youtu.be/uSPcNDtnlCE

@DOGE__news Ram Ranch

What's that one song?

@elonmusk And influenced the proscriptions of Antony, Lepidus, and Octavian

The proscriptions of Marius forced the proscriptions of Sulla

“Nemo me impune lacessit” – Sulla

I'm still alive 🤷‍♂️

@Microsoft found a typo on your 365 plans page

@katie_mack13 Seniors Himes grew up poor @cjdarcangelo

12 years ago today, Pete Weber gave us the greatest sports quote in history

@notohiofat Not sure why. Honestly pretty shitty thing to say lol just thought it was funny

@the_bouIder i needed this so bad

currently learning how to go lower when people go low… as a professional doormat this is tough but necessary(?

no carp?

@ToyotaFinancial I can't edit/update/cancel any payment info on your web or mobile. You're currently pulling a payment from my account that needs to be updated but it DNE in my Bank Accounts page. Also your customer service page doesn't work and I can't cancel over the phone

@imbrettcooper @dailywireplus @benshapiro I would lose my mind if @KevinGQuinn1 was the prince in the snow white movie. He has the experience, the values, and the image!

@davedays Obvs post the shots, let the good people do their thing and make submissions

Any video editors out there who specialize in editing super crazy green screen videos?

Darth Vader was framed

@ChipotleTweets The Burrito Before Christmas

replace a word in the name of a horror film with “burrito”

@katie_mack13 @cjdarcangelo you're up

Everyone in Texas rn

It's the darkest day in fire nation history