Chris Richardson

If you’re reading this column, Elon Musk has messed up theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

@christhebarker someone sent me this which contains your work uncredited. Just in case you want to send the heavies round: statsignificant.com/p/are-more-cel…

@HisenseUK my 14 month old dishwasher has now been broken for 4 weeks and getting through on the phone is a nightmare. How can I get this resolved as this is not good enough

@anon_opin This is the worst Anon Opin I’ve ever heard and I’ve submitted some shockers.

Novelisations of films are way worse than films based on books.

@sam_bambs Because Ad-Rock was busy

Did anyone ever get the answer to ‘WHY MCA?’

@The_Hawk_Tweets As the owner of a small brown dog who often attempts to fight squirrels, cats, busses and ambulances, Scrappy Doo is one of the finest character observations of the 20th century

Incorrect. Hated him long before I ever saw the Simpsons.

@AdamRichman Crystal Palace will win them both!

Those watching the two finals today: Who is going to win?

@maxrushden @guardian_sport @JohnBrewin_ @robyniocowen @bglendenning At what point will England get tired?

Tonight's @guardian_sport Football Weekly Daily @JohnBrewin_ @robyniocowen @bglendenning Any questions?

@StuartMaconie how could you cut off Hotel California before the barrel organ-esque chorus?

@BobbyVylan I can’t wait to see Jools play honky-tonk piano along to “We Live Here”

Tonight 10:25pm on BBC 2 📺

@She_raaah @marcobrooko I was class of ‘96 and much more house rugby than cricket at school, although that’s very much flipped now!

@marcobrooko @the_escapegoat Don’t think I was! Maybe I should up my chances of marrying Vedder by also going to see them! As if my social diary is Longford to watch House Cricket and etc…

Pearl Jam - Brain of R. youtube.com/watch?v=nz0x8W…

@marcobrooko @She_raaah I’ve seen them there twice already 😂

@the_escapegoat @She_raaah Lol. AO arena it is then.

@marcobrooko @She_raaah I’m off to see them twice in June provided they sort out the problems with that arena…

@She_raaah We're you in the same year as @the_escapegoat? Think he still goes to see them on a fairly regular basis.

@maxrushden @guardian_sport @lucyjward_ @barneyronay Not a question but just to say thanks to @bglendenning for the prized letter of the day in Football Daily and the good news is @TheGarforthTown were promoted (and @hullablue got some beers)

Tomorrow's @guardian_sport @bglendenning @lucyjward_ @barneyronay Any questions?

Chewie plays by the rules @TheGarforthTown. Good dog 🐕 📸 @the_dugganaut

@maxrushden @guardian_sport @bglendenning @JohnBrewin_ @Towno10 Bit late catching up from last week but we went on my mate’s stag do in Nottingham dressed as goths, with leather and corpse paint, apart from the groom who was a massive goth and we dressed him head to toe in denim…

Tomorrow’s @guardian_sport football weekly @bglendenning @JohnBrewin_ @Towno10 Any questions?

@jessphillips Yes but not fully and publicly yet. My point was more about the Times campaigning for something that will probably happen and taking credit for it. Where were they 10-20 years ago when the families were campaigning for this?

@the_escapegoat You understand that the inquiry has already ruled and recommended on compensation?

Proud to support this campaign for the families in Yardley so badly wronged. #bloodydisgrace thetimes.co.uk/article/infect…

@ThePoke Someone accused me of being old yesterday because I told them about having to pull the window down on a train to open the door

What’s something random that makes you feel old? We’ll start… Being able to remember when you had a television set so wide that you could display your birthday cards on top of it. 📺

@edmorrish I think I was more excited to meet you tonight than see Paul in Bradford! Sorry Leeds let you down again