Bel Fong

elon musk what the fuck is this.

This 👇🏼😅

my parents at 30: whew, we weren't expecting to have a third kid and a new car this year, but I think we can swing it me at 30: I was not expecting to have to replace an extra lightbulb in my home this year and now financial ruin is upon me

just rewatched TITANIC & that final scene is horrifying, imagine having to spend your entire afterlife with the group of people you went on a cruise with one time. absolutely chilling

I accidentally used my mom’s fabric scissors to cut wrapping paper and now the cops are here

me this week at work when im asked to do a minor task

Once again my husband has come into the living room and TURNED ON THE BIG LIGHT. Once again, I am divorcing him quietly in my head and building a new lamp-filled life for myself in Scandinavia.

why are you as a man making me choose a “love language?” my love language is all of them. do all of that stuff for me

How the rest of the world sees the USA

@Tahls Ghosting

twitter's polls suck because I can't make the answers longer but DM me too if you want to elaborate on anything (answers kept anon, yes this is for my end of year newsletter)

i'm looking for opinions on.. dating! for something new! Specifically what do you think is the biggest problem with modern day dating and the apps?

in 2023 I am manifesting more friends of mine having babies so I can hold them and feel pure unadulterated joy for 2 minutes before I hand them back when they start to cry and I go searching for another marg

Me in therapy: I’m great :) Me in the back of a car after 4 vodka cranberries: I don’t know if I have ever experienced love

I need unexpected money to locate me this week.

how am i supposed to live laugh love in these conditions

The top things you can CHUCK in Australia

cannot stand when a problem can only be solved by time passing. why not a clever tool or a combination of like herbs

If you were at @PerthAirport yesterday in T3 between 1-3pm local time, I dropped my Will & Bear hat somewhere in the terminal after security. Have lodged a lost property form. Please help me find it! #perthairport #lostpropertyperth

i plan to carry around yellow cards and place them above peoples heads who are on speaker phone in public