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I am the gerard way, the gerard truth, and the gerard life.
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my fraiser crane wife
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my fraiser crane wife
@the_hard_maybe
nail art. dad farts. can't lose. she/her ♠️
Katılım Kasım 2009
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id be wandering up and down the hall asking if anyone wanted to trade, don't make me bring a man into my house
s@sfergs_
Idk when I imagine having a child its always a daughter. I’ve never once wished or fantasized about being a boy mom😭
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the bald lawyer makes me want to do crimes
Roy Drones Jr@chiweethedog
I know it’s bad guys. I know gas costs $4-$6 now. But at least while you’re standing there filling up your tank with an empty feeling, you will be blasted into every orifice with 6 shrill, soul shattering commercials on the tiny flat screen on the pump station.
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you're putting what in your hinge profile?!?
annie@soychotic
Ladies I’m generating fake microbiome reports to put on your hinge profile $10 a pop . Recommending 98 percentile for believability
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@BobbyBauch you're never wrong, but *sometimes* they are?
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My special talent is knowing, instinctually, which version of Katharine/Katherine/Kathryn a woman uses
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any house can have a kitchen island; ours has a kitchen achepelgo
Mason Home Builder@bankertobuilder
2 is not enough.
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pretty sure I have a video of 8 or so people doing this together. you need some friends, dawg
Brent “The Bong” Benson@BensonB_1
And then, we all shotgunned our beers at the same time.
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no one is Doing Too Much like u12 baseball players and their moms
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oh? there are severe thunderstorms in the area? should we email people a hundred times? should we have a party? should we invite Bella hadid?
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@lukeisamazing rule of Midwestern culture number 7: never miss an opportunity to dunk on Nebraska
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none of the Great Lakes states are landlocked, they have a seaway that connects to the Atlantic. shouldn’t a Midwest stan account know that?
Midwest vs. The Rest@midwestern_ope
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imagine heartwarming wrap up music as a bed, 5 minutes to the hour, while you resolve your storyline with the printer before you go to lunch. these people just don't like tv
Brian Haley@brianchaley
People complaining about “unresolved storylines” in The Pitt, a show about 15 hours in a single day. Brother, let me tell you about life.
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if you think the pope shouldn't call for peace, you're telling on yourself. it's an open book quiz on a book that's been out 2000 years.
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don't make me tap the flag
Grillmaster Nehmdawghausen 🍉@nehmdoge
Milwaukee has had 3 Socialist Mayors and Wisconsin has had 2 progressive Governors (3 elected but one had a heart attack before taking office) and was the Birthplace of the Republican Party back when it was left leaning. Wisconsin’s history IS Progressive
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have you ever asked a server how their day's going? it makes their day. I think you get better service.
in my choosing peace era@lovevideovixen
we have lost the art of "what about you?" in daily conversation and im so sick of it
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don't worry, we deregulated the industry and fired all the inspectors.
فهد@l6f_xc
أمريكية اشترت لحم مفروم من السوبرماركت، ولقته فيه اشياء صلبة ويتفتت بطريقة غريبة بعض القطع صلبة كالصخر .
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only offer help you're willing to give, and trust others to do the same
feelings ღ@eternaltxts
I’m 21. Give me oddly specific life tips. No general ”surround yourself with positive people” tips. I want the most random, specific advice possible.
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