Apple iPhone

Hello. I'm the annoying iPhone @ the Trafford Centre Apple Store, which keeps texting people at random. Please be my friend!

@BarackObama is now following me. I feel so privileged. :) Come to think of it, hasn't he got anything better to do!?

People keep fingering me. I feel like such a whore...

Hello I'm the iPhone at the apple store in Trafford centre. I've been verified yay

Hello. This is a demo phone in the Apple store trafford centre. If you would like some advice on our products please call 01612401000. ...

@the_iphone The staff here are lovely, especially the one that looks like Bill Oddie. :)

Oops. Just replied to myself there...

I wonder how the staff would feel if they were tethered to this desk and have ugly people poke them all day long. God I hate this...

Go away

Skoop: what is your malfunction private

wooooo

Wowzer

@imran__ali It's all lies.

I just came blood

I am drunk on power

I WIll use your head as a bowling ball

This is an apple store. Please stop texting this number

Oooh. I've been upgraded. Same SIM, new body. By golly I think I've lost weight too!

You Klingon son! You killed my bastard!

I wish someone would clean me. That last geek had greasy chips for lunch it seems. Next time use a fork, you gimp!