Parsons SZN
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@captaincaleb18 Now you’re sucking Jordan’s Loves dick? Damn bro can’t get enough cock I see
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@captaincaleb18 @StegNCheese You’re choking on MLF dick now? How many dicks do you suck a day?
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Breaking 🚨 per @StegNCheese
Matt LaFleur seriously considered retirement after being embarrassed by the Bears in the playoffs. Saying “We have to go against Caleb Williams twice a year and I am stuck with Jordan Love at QB! We have no shot at competing in the NFC North.” 👀
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This @DanhausenAD guy is really growing on me
Danhausen@DanhausenAD
Hello @DomMysterio35 you’re uncursed April fools hahahahahaha
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@captaincaleb18 Now you’re sucking Devonte Wyatt’s dick? Don’t you get enough dick sucking when it’s from Ben Johnson ?
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@captaincaleb18 @chiraqvader It is weird. Stop ducking his dick
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Ben Johnson is grinding watching film while the rest of the coaches get drunk
Jay Glazer@JayGlazer
One of my favorite days of the year!!! Our 18th annual NFL Head Coaches day-drinking day at the NFL Owners Meeting. I started this with Mike Tomlin 18 years ago (yes, we raised a glass to him) to get the head coach fraternity to bond together, bounce things off each other, ask each other for advice and to celebrate how cool life is TOGETHER. Leaders take care of everybody else but who takes care of the leaders? This is a cool way to bond so these leaders can all take care of each other. Trying to make it less lonely at the top! Oh, and the stories that are shared are CLASSIC!!! We had 28 of 32 coaches show!!! Oh, and I brought my brothers Michael Phelps and Mark “The Smashing Machine” Kerr along as well to punch up the day. Classic day!!!! Hilarious convos! (Oh, forgive me for the lousy camera work, lol) Side note: everyone always asks who picks up the bill? McVay did it this year. I’d tell you all to Venmo him but I don’t think he knows what that is hahahahaha #nfl #coaches #champions @MichaelPhelps @tsmkerr
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@captaincaleb18 @Peter_Bukowski Captain Caleb takes mad dicks everyday.
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@PokeTCGiveaways You did vaporeon dirty. Fucked up. Stay hydrated
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i can't believe @NintendoAmerica endorsed this. I'll probably never buy another @NintendoAmerica product ever again
The White House@WhiteHouse
MAKE AMERICAN FARMING GREAT AGAIN 🇺🇸
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Hello @NintendoAmerica , I am confused and frightened. This video has made me unlikely to purchase one of your products ever again.
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The White House@WhiteHouse
MAKE AMERICAN FARMING GREAT AGAIN 🇺🇸
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Packers fans -Spurs fans - TJ Lang
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Caleb Williams is corny
The crossover event we never knew we needed
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@BBMagaMom Honestly, this isn’t so bad. They’re having fun! For crying out loud, when did everyone get their panties in a bunch?! Let them have fun at work. Everyone is over reacting.
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🚨Surgeon turned brain surgery into her personal dance party, blasting music and twerking while the patient was under.
The patient ended up with permanent, life-ruining BRAIN DAMAGE!!
Fire her. Revoke her license. And CHARGE HER!!!
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POKE TWITTER ‼️
i'm bored so tell me your favorite pokemon and i'll tell you if i would open my door for you or not
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@captaincaleb18 It looks like he’s got cum all over his face
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@the_jingerbeard I thought yall were friends you always interact with each others
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This account always has the Packers cocks in their mouths.
Captain Caleb@captaincaleb18
“Comical” I’m laughing 🤣
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