Fresh Horrors

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Fresh Horrors

Fresh Horrors

@the_knocks

300 year old hob goblin, smorgasbord enthusiast, origin of all evil

London, England Katılım Ocak 2012
21 Takip Edilen10 Takipçiler
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No matter how many times I shower I can never seem to wash away my shame
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When your sandwich order kills all the Jedi...
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wint
wint@dril·
top ten things you do NOT want to hear in the Nursing profession: 10. Shut the fuck up 9. Fuck you idiot 8. Your pay check is in the trash
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I always make sure I am the dampest man in the room.
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My B day is in a few days. 300 years ago from then was when Kaitlin Olson, the original hob goblin, brought me into this world
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I haven't seen the sun in 127 years, coincidently it's been 128 since I tried to blow up the sun for being racist toward mole people.
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@dril What's wrong with being a hob gobblins? Fucking mammal supremacists.
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Tfw your an accomplished professor, but also profoundly traumatized
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*Screams incoherently at a street light*
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Wyoming (MN) Police
Wyoming (MN) Police@wyomingpd·
Undercover #420 operations are in place. Discreet traps have been set up throughout the city today. #Happy420
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(((R🎃r👻n_St☠️hl)))¯\_(ツ)_/¯
*record scratch* *freeze frame* "Yup, that's me, Abraham Lincoln. You're probably wondering how we all ended up here"
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Amiri King@AmiriKing·
That Rousey fight... Deja vu. I felt like I was watching the presidential election all over again.
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When ur bae gives you their heart for Christmas
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Meme so hard and get so far but in the end it doesn't even matter. Merry Memesmas
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After Midnight
After Midnight@midnight·
Nintendo released Super Mario Run today. The game begs the question: Why must Mario always be running?
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