Laura Pasqualone

If Jesus didn’t rise from dead, you would’ve never heard of him.

Quarantine day 6.

@emilywydo lol this is just no good for anybody

@emilywydo ew

@ElayneHansen Worst. Also beware of magpies & drop bears 😐 but do search for the lorikeets because they are beautifulll

So news from Australia, the crows here sound like hypernasal goats.

@ElayneHansen @KristaferHam thank you both for blessing me once a week when I log on to catch up on what I've missed 👏🏼

Whole truth, I literally still have my twitter account solely to follow @ElayneHansen and @KristaferHam 's tweets

@ElayneHansen 🤣🤣🤣

Wedding announcement: “This ceremony will be unplugged, please put your devices away.” Me: Slowly unplugs toaster I had stowed under my chair.

@emilywydo I like this a lot. Ps: miss you 💜

@emmamc_squared There's actually a number of things to do with day trips in southern England area (including "beach" towns). Also Paris if you're willing to splurge on the Eurostar. London you could see big stuff in like a couple days if necessary

Is this some kinda joke? Obvi it's Laurel 🤔 twitter.com/CloeCouture/st…

Imagine being this rich

I think my heart stopped for 1/2 a sec before reading "'s last royal corgi" #theQueenstilllives twitter.com/mashable/statu…

When people in the Midwest decide they’re done with winter, they really mean it. Like... people will just start wearing T-shirt’s & shorts the first warmish day of the year and refuse to stop. Even when it’s snowing, people just stare down the frost while wearing shorts.

My sister snapped me this, but I feel like it deserves to be seen by so many more 😭

Today one of my kids told me I'm one of their favorite teachers, and I don't think my heart's ever felt so warmed 😊😊😊

@KristaferHam AWW it's true, they aren't all bad 😢☺️

WHO ARE THESE KIDS YOU WATCH? #savages twitter.com/KristaferHam/s…