Chris Larsen

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Chris Larsen

@the_penguinator

Photography attempter

Ames, IA Katılım Ekim 2011

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Chris Larsen@the_penguinator·9h

🚨 Iowa mentioned 🚨

Amazing Maps@amazingmap

There’s only one US state whose eastern and western borders are both defined by rivers

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Chris Larsen@the_penguinator·9h

Spent like 10 minutes per day instead of 5 looking for better odds matchups and came out stronger Day 8: $5.60 Day 9: $3.45 Day 10: $4.40 My 10 day total is $31.12. Getting my average a little closer to the $100 per month amount feels great.

Chris Larsen@the_penguinator

We're doing arbitrage gambling all baseball season. I have an empty savings account where I'll put all the winnings and see how high I get.

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Chris Larsen@the_penguinator·12h

A Brewers fan learning about the 9-9-9 challenge: So you just have 9 more than normal? I don't get it.

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Chris Larsen@the_penguinator·13h

@kenw_ia I'm launching my guests off the end of an unfinished coaster the second I get it running. The explosion will light up the whole room now 😂

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Chris Larsen@the_penguinator·14h

YOOOO WHAT

PlayStation@PlayStation

"This park is really clean and tidy." 🎢✨ Roller Coaster Tycoon Classic is out on PS5 now, combining nostalgic gameplay from the series' first two iconic sims.

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Chris Larsen@the_penguinator·13h

Matthew 6:5-6 I think a 5 figure cost drone show applies here. That money could've fed a whole lot of people.

Gunther Eagleman™@GuntherEagleman

🚨 INCREDIBLE! This is a stunning drone light show depicting Jesus on the Cross (the Crucifixion) It was created as part of the “Jesus Jesus Jesus” Holy Week event by The Church on Master’s Road in Manvel, Texas. Thousands of synchronized drones lit up the night sky during Good Friday to tell the Gospel story in a powerful, modern way. Absolutely breathtaking!

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Chris Larsen@the_penguinator·23h

Renting in Ames had one perk and it's been taken from me 💔

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Chris Larsen@the_penguinator·23h

If that unit is the same as mine there's no fucking way the landlords would rent it out to an entire family

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Chris Larsen@the_penguinator·23h

A whole family moved in upstairs and this little kid is always loud as fuck in the morning when I'm trying to sleep and there's mfs up there pounding their feet

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Chris Larsen@the_penguinator·1d

Also fun fact Ice Mountain water comes from springs in Michigan. I'm not sure where the mountain idea comes from but it's wholly Midwestern 😂

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Chris Larsen@the_penguinator·1d

Why do people share misinformation like this so often? Fuck Nestlé but Ice Mountain and Deer Park are Primo brands. I think all the North American brands got sold off but I can't be bothered to look every one of these up. The Nestlé option here is just branded as Nestlé.

Vintage Maps@vintagemapstore

Regional names for Nestle water in the United States

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Chris Larsen@the_penguinator·1d

@philz_osophies @dhwanisaraiya_ Came here to say the same thing... feels like a classic AI mistake

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Non-dancing Nurse@philz_osophies·1d

@dhwanisaraiya_ I’m sorry, wut!?

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dhwani@dhwanisaraiya_·1d

A Night, Painted. final scan 😄 prints are up! 🫶🏽 #ringthebell

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Chris Larsen@the_penguinator·1d

I bet a handy at Coors goes hard as fuck

Jared Polis@jaredpolis

The @rockies and baseball bring people together! Go Rockies! W @laurenboebert

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Chris Larsen@the_penguinator·1d

Y'all do know you can silence all of them by not watching any of that bullshit right?

Fastbreak Hoops@FastbreakHoops5

If you had to silence 3 mics forever, who are you choosing?

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Chris Larsen@the_penguinator·1d

Nobody in this video had ever heard of Gene Chizik. Look how happy they are 🥹

Iowa State Football@CycloneFB

you just had to be there…

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Chris Larsen@the_penguinator·2d

Yikes lmao but on the bright side it looks like that's a dude that's accountable. A bad call isn't great but a bad call every time because you can't be honest with yourself is worse. A lot of umpires and referees could learn a thing or two about that.

js9innings@js9inningsmedia

Home plate umpire Alfonso Marquez said was shocked by how bad his call was: “That’s not even close. Holy cow.”

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Chris Larsen@the_penguinator·2d

If you ever wondered why Minnesota of all places was targeted with ICE chaos, this is the real reason. Can't be having left leaning states doing well.

Sam Richards@MinneapoliSam

Minnesota wins again. Quality of life and affordability metrics top the chart-- all nine measured beat the national average.

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Chris Larsen@the_penguinator·2d

Slandering my emotional support dirt pile on the tl 😭

Recovering Cyclone Fan@kdanbaybe

Can we now admit that CyTown is stupid

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Chris Larsen@the_penguinator·2d

@PetersburgrKing We got a Poh lad of problems

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Burgerking_of_Kings@PetersburgrKing·2d

@the_penguinator Is pohlad just a phonetic spelling of P0llard? Asking for a phriend.

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Chris Larsen@the_penguinator·2d

Nah fuck the Pohlad family. The fans have done nothing but support the Twins and the Pohlads have done nothing but hurt the franchise to benefit themselves over the last 25 years

The Minnesota Star Tribune@StarTribune

Souhan: Let’s fix the relationship between Twins fans and the Pohlad family startribune.com/minnesota-twin…

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