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Phosphorus

@the_phosphorus

Mr. Southeast Rubber 2014 Advocate, Educator, Activist, Kinky SOB. They/Them. OPINIONS ARE NOT MY OWN.

Chicago, IL Katılım Kasım 2013
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Phosphorus
Phosphorus@the_phosphorus·
I have this dream my daughter in-law kills me for the sex toys, she thinks I left them in the will
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Hole next door
Hole next door@hole_next_door·
How I "jerk off" every night before bed
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Ali Rush⚡@AliRushX·
Shooting ropes 💦
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@YourFriendKevin Pitting kids meals against accessibility aids isn’t it. The money is there for both. While you’re focused on this (the wrong thing) Trump just grifted $1.8 billion for his supporters and a “get out of audits free card” for himself, his businesses, and his family members.
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YourFriendKevin@YourFriendKevin·
i get nervous when a boomer whips ourt their props but this is so based. preventing injuries and health problems saves tax payers *billions*. give kids breakfast. give teens safe spaces to play sports. sponsor programs for old people to exercise. im cool with it.
Senator Angus King@SenAngusKing

Prevention measures like an $11 bath mat could save Americans tens of thousands of dollars.   If Medicare would send these out to every recipient in America, I’ll bet the investment would pay for itself in under a year.

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fuck that's a yummy orange
fuck that's a yummy orange@yippee_organge·
so was everyone into piss before the pitt or was s1ep4 everyone's piss awakening?
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This is NOT the flex you think it is. And if you’re supporting this, you’re disgusting too. I’m all for folx getting laid, but if the only reason you have to show up to a protest is to get laid, you have a lot of privilege and it’s showing.
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Molly Ploofkins@Mollyploofkins·
Marine veteran and Senate candidate Brian McGinnis shows the surgical scars from injuries he sustained after being forcibly removed from a Senate hearing by Sen. Tim Sheehy
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@Tall_Guy4U Idk how, but somehow you’ve gotten even sexier? How is this possible?!
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TallGuy4U@Tall_Guy4U·
Anyone want rubber cuddles?
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Interesting things
Interesting things@awkwardgoogle·
Ron Weasley yelling “Expensive Petroleum” while filling up his car might be the peak of comedy 🤣
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Sunrise Movement 🌅
Sunrise Movement 🌅@sunrisemvmt·
BREAKING: Rep. DeGette gets heated with a constituent pressing her on why she voted to send bombs to Israel: "If this the only issue that you care about is this issue, then you should not vote for me" DeGette, who's 68, is facing a primary challenge from @MelatKirosCO.
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