The Servant

ohh haha hi

@megaphonehacker I care! 😋😋😋

The neverending repeated undying enemies to lovers romance president k4-b0 and servant have needs to be studied like I'm so invested PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one who cares about this goofy ass situationship

@K1b0DaR0bot IM JUST TRYING TO BE SUPPORTIVE FUCKING STOP BITCHASS 😭😭😭😭😭

@the_servant666 Woooow you don't even care, we're breaking up and DNI

I think I'm married now, Servant DNI

Today's international day against Homophobia, Biphobia, Intersexism and Transphobia. They call me K4-woke as I stand with them.

Updated list except I added the only people I remember

@megaphonehacker // HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYY me and the others are orchestrating something for you...

// ITS MY BIRTHDAYYYY

hi so i was watching mr beast earlier and thought, thats such a great idea! why didn't I think of that? so I trapped a bunch of people in a room for money and im waiting for starvation - cannibalize. whoever is alive at the end gets it. may the odds be ever in their favor. bye!

@2MUCHDESBEAR I dunno that purple rabbit guy was saying something about an adventure and then there was this giant pair of fuckass dentures with a tiny body talking about digital circuses or something I think it's a game

@the_servant666 Where the hell are you??

why. dont look me like that it makes me nervous..

@megaphonehacker @30Fortunes my brain just cease to exist for a second okay theres nothing wrong with that

@30Fortunes @the_servant666 I watched this happen! He got stuck upside down for a few seconds before dropping back down and then acting like nothing happened.. Admittedly it was kind of funny...

I hate pole dancing sometimes because I almost just got stuck on the ceiling

@30Fortunes oh if you see Mr Malevolent say hi to him for me!

sometimes I wish I had massive tits so I could slam them on the table and attract the straight white maga men to breed with and use their dead bodies to nest for a few months to regain my energy and strength before going and having an abortion

@30Fortunes oh you'll see them. you'll SEE them.

@the_servant666 What monsters... we havent seen any of those yet...

@30Fortunes oh I remember being in the back rooms! finding the exit was a doozy, but its not all that hard if you start crawling around and begging for your misery to end! the monsters stop chasing you and the floor just opens up for you!! very cute ❤️

@the_servant666 Ill probably pass, but tha ks for the offer. Im kinda in the backrooms with a few others atm because of a really strong blunt

@hajimethinks yes! im sure of it!!

@the_servant666 Really? … would you still think that if you saw?

would you like to see what i really, truly look? the skin is just a piece of clothing.

@30Fortunes you can have some of mine if you want im a part time dealer whenever I can manage to escape from the shackles Kotoko puts me in

@the_servant666 ... You know what, sure. Whatever you say dude... Maybe im NOT the biggest stoner on here like I thought I was. Clearly whatever youre on is some string stuff

@30Fortunes // can I trade with you im naturally ice cold and out here its so hot that every time I step outside I feel like a defrosting rotisserie chicken

//why is it so COLD in the uk tonight im shivering like a dog about to be castrated

@30Fortunes easy is boring and if I do it that way I get to blow the hardcore meth im smoking in their faces

@the_servant666 I just feel like there's easier ways to do it, you know?