Cuddly Robot🤖🇨🇦

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Cuddly Robot🤖🇨🇦

@the_technodemon

I'm an ancient robot in a fat, hairy skinvelope. I'm programmed to look at breasts and to make jokes. But mostly the breasts. Pronouns: Bot/Mech/It

Cybertron North, Kitchener, ON Katılım Haziran 2012

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Cuddly Robot🤖🇨🇦@the_technodemon·14 Haz

I've had Twitter for years. Never used it. Start using it a couple years back. Follow, like, 3 people. Become friends with camgirl. Follow her. Another camgirl follows me, follow back. ANOTHER camgirl follows me, follow back. Etc, etc. My Twitter feed is now a wall of tits

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@Baileybaby666

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Bailey 🦋@Baileybaby666·20h

Had to make sure my boobs are still large . They are

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@ashlleyraexo @dollarnuftynuf Back in the day when it was legal, smoking *in* the shop - Coffee Time for preference. And a bag of day-olds to take home

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👑 𝗠𝗶𝘀𝘀 𝗔𝘀𝗵 𝗥𝗮𝗲@ashlleyraexo·1d

@dollarnuftynuf This made me miss smoking. Timmy’s and a dart…so nostalgic.😩

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Karli MarXCX☭@dollarnuftynuf·1d

small town canadians be like “yeah i know something fun we can do”

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@cassithink I'm in Southwest Ontario, and it would take me almost 22 hours just to drive to the first town across the Manitoba border (without crossing into the USA)

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cass🎠@cassithink·2d

canadians be like: lets drive for 20 hours and still be in the same province (its me, im canadians)

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˖ ࣪⟡𝕭𝖑𝖆𝖟𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖔𝖙𝖍⟡ ࣪˖@Blazingoth·1d

“listen to your body” my body wants an entire loaf of garlic bread.

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@iamAtheistGirl I've been alive for over half a century - been an atheist the whole time Spent the first half of my life being mocked, belittled, demeaned, and shunned for not believing in an invisible sky daddy So all you thumpers who have a problem with our pushback? Suck a big fat dick

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Cuddly Robot🤖🇨🇦@the_technodemon·2d

@deesnider And we appreciate the fact that you do

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Dee Snider🇺🇸🎤@deesnider·2d

Actually I am. Not sure why this social media outlet, but it’s me. Facebook, instagram and my website are handled by my “people” but this one is just me talking to you. And I have been for a long time…

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@deesnider is pretty active and conversational #onhere so maybe you can ask him yourself.

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Cuddly Robot🤖🇨🇦@the_technodemon·2d

@chloefoxxe Benefit of being single - I never have to worry about being dumped

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chloe🦊@chloefoxxe·2d

Why is everyone breaking up rn it’s actually freaky as hell

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@smileitsfree44 And then it's a game of "Find the eye"

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ⒷⓊⒷⒷⓁⓎ T 🇨🇦☀️🫧@smileitsfree44·2d

It’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye then it becomes a sport🤣

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Cuddly Robot🤖🇨🇦@the_technodemon·2d

@smileitsfree44 Towers was where I bought my first Transformers Had to walk almost 5k round-trip, but worth it

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ⒷⓊⒷⒷⓁⓎ T 🇨🇦☀️🫧@smileitsfree44·3d

I hear you on the Bi-Way, but I’ll raise you a Towers Who remembers 🤔🥰

Missy🖤@xwicked_moonx

Canadians, I hear your Winners but I raise you a Bi-Way! Who remembers?

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Cuddly Robot🤖🇨🇦@the_technodemon·2d

@NerdyCheeseCurd I haven't bought the chicken - but their poutine is friggin' delicious

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𝕀𝕟𝕜𝕖𝕕 𝕁'𝔼𝕙 🇨🇦@NerdyCheeseCurd·3d

I eat it in the car in the Costco parking lot. This tasty bird doesn't make it home With a poutine, of course.

Kanchan Mehta@kanchanmehta01

Costco rotisserie chicken is undefeated. I usually just shred it and throw it on my salad. What else do you guys use it for?

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RT @the_technodemon: Real OGs will remember

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Cuddly Robot🤖🇨🇦@the_technodemon·24 Eyl

When it comes to Potters, Bugs > Harry There will be no debate Eat me

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Cuddly Robot🤖🇨🇦@the_technodemon·31 Ara

I have a big workfleet in my construction game, and whenever I earn $2mil, I buy a high-end sportscar. The license plates say it all.

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Cuddly Robot🤖🇨🇦@the_technodemon·18 Oca

On this day in 2020... Fury: "Why do people like Beef Jerky? It tastes like cardboard. It tastes like Bacon if Bacon was depression."

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Cuddly Robot🤖🇨🇦@the_technodemon·15 Şub

I would like to take this opportunity to remind everyone that Canada and Denmark were involved in a 50-year dispute over ownership of Hans Island. We would regularly take each others flags down and leave a gift of alcohol THAT is how to deal with a border dispute

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Cuddly Robot🤖🇨🇦@the_technodemon·28 Şub

Me too, cheese. Me too.

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Cuddly Robot🤖🇨🇦@the_technodemon·26 Mar

Okay, serious question time... I was born in Toronto, that makes me a Torontonian That's in Ontario, which makes me Ontarian So what the fuck do you call someone from Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan? (Not meant to offend any prairie people - I'm honestly curious)

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Cuddly Robot🤖🇨🇦@the_technodemon·3d

My son Fury was 5'11" when he was 14 He hit his full size of 6'3" and 320lbs before he was 16 It's just too bad he hates sports - because otherwise I'd be a CFL dad by now and I'd have retired already

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Cuddly Robot🤖🇨🇦@the_technodemon·3d

@lyonness81 To be followed by "The Kilted Yaksmen Song" by Ren and Stimpy

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SmalltownGirl 🇨🇦@lyonness81·3d

This Canada Day…. We have another anthem to add to the Party! 🎉 🤣🇨🇦❤️

🇨🇦Annex🇺🇦@annex_girl

Billy Idol: Here she comes now sayin’ “Mony, Mony” Canadians: HEY MOTHERFUCKER, GET LAID, GET FUCKED!

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@Baileybaby666 @ashlleyraexo @dollarnuftynuf @cassithink @Blazingoth @iamAtheistGirl @deesnider @chloefoxxe