The Untz

If you ever get mad at the C.I.A, just remember they also created the Grateful Dead Cornell show 49 years ago today

Only in Vegas you will have a dude with an escort, a wook, a father with his daughter at her first show and a couple wearing a suit and dress in your row at the Phish show

I went here and everyone knew you

Dudes at Coachella after preaching about social justice the other 362 days of the year

Pretty wild how Jeffrey Epstein was getting pitched on Dead & Company tickets in June 2015, a month before the “final shows” at Fare Thee Well and 3 months before they announced the tour. Makes you think 🤔

The Verizon tech guys trying to figure out the issue

My first Jam Band show was Ratdog in 2006, I will never forget how it made me feel. Thanks for everything Bobby

Don’t ruin Christmas for kids by telling them Santa isn’t real. There’s some adults that believe Goose is the Next Phish

Bonnaroo should drop their lineup again next week and see if anyone notices this time

If your family starts arguing just throw on a Fall 2007 Disco Biscuits jam. They will get confused and eventually forget what they are arguing about and ask “who has control of the music.”

@freezymfe @TMZ @POTUS @AGPamBondi The one who killed the girl is in jail. These bots are getting out of control

One of these people stabbed an innocent young girl to death then yelled “I got that white bitch” The other yelled “fuck the Jews” in public at Dave Portnoy…. Guess which 1 is in jail? 🤷🏻‍♂️ Is this what “America First” means to @POTUS 🙌🏻 @AGPamBondi what exactly do you have to say for yourself?

Dave Portnoy's alleged heckler has been arrested and charged in Mississippi. Details: tmz.me/YRs0g7w

@RunawayGodX @TMZ thefire.org/news/universit… How much did you want to bet? There’s plenty of more articles like this also.

@TMZ How much you wanna bet you can’t be arrested tor saying fuck the whites/blacks/mexicans/Indians/asians?

Jam Bands be like”big things coming” then it’s just another post about a new drummer #b4L

@20liiiii @MattStamos @spittinchiclets Once since 40’ is better

@MattStamos @spittinchiclets “Shitty franchise”

The Islanders have an absolute DAWG with Matthew Schaefer 🔥

Mean girls but it’s about a Taylor Swift fan who tries to infiltrate the nitrous mafia and climb the ladder of lot politics

Napster and Limewire walked so Spotify could charge you $10 a month and not have Gin & Juice by Phish on it

Tractorbeam playing Goose’s festival is one thing. But the thing that’ll really get me there… Mihali’s tribute to Nirvana (not a meme)

Michael Franti and Nahko told people for years to ascend to higher levels of consciousness and to be a better person while being the shittiest people

“Sunday Scaries” but it’s just this dude breaking down his campsite still in clown makeup at the conclusion of the Gathering of the Juggalos