Abe Perez

I can't take it anymore, I need to hit up a virtual open mic 😩😤

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You guys know that pokemon cloyster? Yea that's what my pussy looks like.

My stand up edit for B E Y O U was just accepted on comedycrowdtv. Check it out and show ya boi some love 💕 comedycrowdtv.com/campaign/468/b…

Are you feeling it now, Mr Krabs?

C U B A N D A D S B E L I K E youtu.be/-dMNVhZC4RY

Hey everyone I'm back on Twitter and giving my presence a needed revamping. Stay tuned in and let me know what you guys think of my latest stand up clips! #TheFungus

An UNBIASED list of all the open mics/comedy shows in Miami. Reginald Leonardo Desjardins and I made. Thanks erry1 #gid=0" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d…

I'm 0-2 in being accepted into a comedy festival, just keep submitting I guess 😢

Please to announce @Ratchet_Reggie and I just got an article written about our new room. Come check it out tomorrow! miaminewtimes.com/arts/sh-ts-n-g…

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@E6Apathy Yo Bryan, can you retweet this for me? Im trying to get some views on my new video. please & thank you

Abe Perez - 2015 Brickell Comedy Festival youtu.be/UcQAM0TRBuk via @YouTube

People like to think Im always high cause my eyes are always red. You ever think maybe I just finished crying?

Sure I might have messed up my chance with that girl last night but at least now I know for a fact that she'll never sleep with me. #Closure

Abe Perez @ Fort Lauderdale Improv, April 1st 2015: youtu.be/LlIUWiT03LY via @YouTube

I mailed my dad this picture, I knew it wasn't a good idea but his frustration was actually pretty funny tho. #TBT

Sometimes I'll lie about having to take a shit just so I can sit down and pee.

I'm back to 300 followers and I'm feeling the Love. Thank you Sweet Baby Jesus.

@CeeruhlM ahhhh, bollywood?